# Montezuma, please take your Prozak and stop shitting in the nice thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 4, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218 "2002-11-04T14:33:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/161 "2002-11-06T03:59:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montezuma \* > \*\*When can I give Gunistasia her second kiss? \*\* In your dreams. And my nightmares. _she shoots, she SCORES!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/162 "2002-11-06T05:12:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spoke- \* > \*\*Is it parody? > > Is it performance art? \*\* Frankly, I don’t care which it is…as long as it’s not in my Pit any more. Or on my board, for that matter. I’m locking this thread. Lynn For the Straight Dope ---
**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/163 "2002-11-06T06:28:58Z")
Okay, if this thing is locked, why can I still post to it? ---
**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/164 "2002-11-06T12:35:48Z")
It was really weird reading this after it all happened. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/165 "2002-11-06T12:59:14Z")
Sorta like walking into a war zone after the soldiers and tanks have all packed up and gone home. You get to see the smouldering ruins and the rubble, but avoid the snipers and the crossfire. I think I’ll shtay on my [hic] deckchair an’ enjoy the lull, ‘cos I’ve still got a couple [hic] of bottles of Scrumpy lef’ to polish off. [hic, burp] Jus’ in case! ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/166 "2002-11-06T13:05:12Z")
I had on a movie last night night that I wasn’t really paying attention to, when I heard one of the characters say some guy had “ginger haired balls.” I have no idea what they were talking about, but thanks to this thread, I noticed that statement. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/167 "2002-11-06T13:16:12Z")
Ah, the good ol’ SDMB…fighting ignorance AND lack of attention to crappy movies. 😛 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/168 "2002-11-06T14:01:23Z")
This is the most open licked thread I have ever seen. It won’t DIE!!! I like pie. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/169 "2002-11-06T14:02:34Z")
That should be “LOCKED” not licked. I wouldn’t lick this thread with King Nifty’s tounge. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/170 "2002-11-06T14:42:06Z")
So how long before I can get “Me like pie” out of my head? What finally got the bozo banned? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/171 "2002-11-06T16:02:05Z")
I think he made fun of pie. I’d ban someone that did that. I like pie. A lot. Really. ---
**Author:** ![jiHymas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/439d5e/32.png) [@jiHymas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jiHymas)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/172 "2002-11-06T16:33:16Z")
The baker’s son (with Ph.D.) One day came home from U of T. “Say something smart!”, his father glared. “Hmm - let me think - ah! pi r squared!” “You’re wrong, my son.” the baker frowned, “For cake are square - and pie are round.” ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/173 "2002-11-06T18:12:02Z")
Looks like the hamsters now know how to pick locks. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/174 "2002-11-06T18:18:36Z")
Is it just me, or does a minor imperfection such as this makes the fabulous Ms. Bodoni all the more alluring? Lock me up, Lynn, to set me free, you shameless tease you! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218.md?page=8)