# Montfort and Anniz: The Official Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842 "2000-11-19T13:41:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/1 "2000-11-19T13:41:41Z")
Well, it’s Sunday afternoon in Sweden, Sunday morning back home in the States, and we’re having a great time. I landed about 24 hours ago and after a bit of haggling by customs (“Are you staying in a hotel or with friends?”), I met her. Finally. Her father drove us from the airport back to her apartment, where he dropped us off and I met her dog, Zack. I was really tired from not sleeping on the plane (I did get an hour or so of sleep on the first flight, and a bit more than an hour on the second flight, from Paris). So, I laid down and rested for a bit. Last night I started to help her make a squash soup for dinner, but I let her finish because I was still too tired. After dinner (it was excellent) we watched a DVD that I brought (_Toy Story_ – she hadn’t seen it before and liked it a lot), and then the Swedish version of Survivor: Expedition Robinson. It was very interesting to see how the different Americans had counterparts in Sweden. Then, I went to sleep, at about 21.00, and woke up for a bit at 04.00 or so, but went back to sleep later and slept until 13.00! I think my jet lag is gone now. The weather here is cold and drizzly, but not too cold. We took Zack for a walk last night before Robinson and it was nice and cold. Tomorrow we’re going to see a museum, and then more sightseeing this week. Hope you all are having fun without me in the US. **Go Eagles!!!** this afternoon. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/2 "2000-11-19T14:23:24Z")
What, no bumpin’ uglies? _:::d&r:::_ Seriously–my best to you, you crazy kids. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/3 "2000-11-19T14:29:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > **Tomorrow we’re going to see a museum, and then more sightseeing this week.** “More sightseeing”…so this is what the kids are calling it these days 😉 ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/4 "2000-11-19T14:36:03Z")
Which museum? And are you going to go _into_ the museum or just look at it from the sidewalk? I’ve looked at museums from the outside. There’s usually much more interesting stuff inside. Or maybe your jetlag is still affecting you. 😃 Seioursly, post some (postable) photos for us afterwards! Sounds like fun (what I wouldn’t give for rain right now)! ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/5 "2000-11-19T14:39:22Z")
What I’m going to enjoy about this thread is the less than restrained encouragement for rumpy pumpy details from the guys and the ‘oh, just have fun, I’m so glad it’s working out (but for God’s sake pleeease spill the gossip)’ from the women. So, any sign of the beast with two backs yet ? ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/6 "2000-11-19T14:48:59Z")
Hey, I did both. What does that make me? ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/7 "2000-11-19T14:58:41Z")
Unabashed 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/8 "2000-11-19T14:58:50Z")
That makes you frank, **Drain Bead**. Keep an eye on the view count for this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/9 "2000-11-19T15:00:28Z")
For God’s sake, man. We need _details_!! I mean the risque’ stuff! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/10 "2000-11-19T15:48:10Z")
[Bart Sipmson]So have you two lovebirds had sex yet?[/Bart Simpson] Hey! I didn’t say it, Bart did! Honest! All kidding aside, Anniz, I expect details from you. We all know how guys are with details. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/11 "2000-11-19T16:39:56Z")
I don’t think that Anniz wants to talk about that bumping part. Ill bet on that. ---
**Author:** ![Mamapotomus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mamapotomus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mamapotomus)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/12 "2000-11-19T16:47:18Z")
Wow, how great that they’re starting a new relationship with absolutely **NO** pressure. Gosh, could you imagine how uncomfortable it could be if thousands of people were sitting around wondering, “Have those two had sex yet? I wish I knew!” Have a great time at “the museum”-- nudge, nudge, 😉 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/13 "2000-11-19T16:47:57Z")
Good for you. [sub](I meet racinchikki in July)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/14 "2000-11-19T19:53:55Z")
**Anniz** is sitting right next to me now as I reply to this, so I have to watch what I say. 🙂 We just got back from dinner at her favourite Chinese restaurant and we were wondering if anyone replied to this thread yet. Apparently, a few of you did. **screech-owl** : We’re going to the Vasa Museum tomorrow. It’s an old ship that sank in the 17th Century and was recently raised, and a museum was built around it. While I’m sure we’ll see it from the outside, I plan on us going _inside_, too. And, for the rest of you: have you no decency? There’s a lady reading this here with me! 😛 (Yes, there are pictures of us together. I’ll post some soon, maybe…) ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/15 "2000-11-19T19:59:37Z")
Well, I suppose I should post my best. Have fun. **Montfort** , have a good flight back. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/16 "2000-11-19T20:10:12Z")
Now come on, Monty dear. Do you expect ME not to make any comments?? _sweet smile_ _Damn, now I can’t think of anything witty!_ Anyway, glad y’all are having fun (In more ways than one, I’ll wager…wwnn) Enjoy yourselves. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/17 "2000-11-19T20:14:30Z")
Monfort, I listened to ABBA today for an hour just in your honor. Now, I must cleanse the palate with the Matrix soundtrack… ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/18 "2000-11-19T20:23:52Z")
Did you ever notice how when a girl and a guy hook up, all of a sudden the girl forgets how to talk? ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/19 "2000-11-19T20:46:08Z")
The first picture of us together is available [here](http://chanceofrain.com/pix/sweden/). I hope all, especially you perverted ones, enjoy it. More to come. 🙂 And, I see the **Eagles** are winning 20-3. Whoo! (Oh, and **Miss Tyque** , I’m still waiting to see that picture of you.) ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/20 "2000-11-19T20:47:29Z")
No lewd sediments… er, sentiments here. Just wishing you two _every_ happiness. Scandinavia is so achingly beautiful that my inner Dane winces to think about it right now. Now, **Monfort** , do me one big favor, go down and buy yourself big bottle of Tuborg Grøn Øle for me. Fear not, **Anniz** will know what I mean. If you can find the Carlsberg Special Lager (Black and Gold Label) down one of those too. Next stop is at the bakery. Have some bølle with the superb butter over there. A slice of Kringle and you will be in heaven. Then off you go for some Grävlax backed with a shot of Schnäpps and, perhaps a fiske frikadeller with remoulade sauce. If you like black licorice, do not miss the Lakrids Boutiques. Swedish food is _almost_ as good as Danish food, so you are in for the opportunity of a lifetime to try all sorts of new and wonderful dishes. [sub]Including the one by your side.[/sub] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842.md?page=2)