# Montfort and Anniz: The Official Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 19, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842 "2000-11-19T13:41:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/21 "2000-11-19T20:55:46Z")

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Ya know, they make a cute couple.

How about some cute babies, you two?!?!?

Oh Lord, I’ve been possessed by my mother.

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/22 "2000-11-19T21:01:55Z")

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So when is the wedding?

You two are so adorable together!!!

(Yes, I know, we’re all going insane) 🙂

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/23 "2000-11-19T21:56:54Z")

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I do have to say, you two make the cutest couple!!

I do wish you the best of luck. I had an overseas relationship with someone for 1 1/2 years, and I know the work, frustration, and yearning that goes into all of that. But, remember the love and joy of when you meet–it makes it all worth it.

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/24 "2000-11-19T22:07:03Z")

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Since I’m new here, I was wondering how long this was going on before the actual meeting. I get the gist of the situation, was just looking for a time-frame.

And, damn, you two ARE cute together!

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/25 "2000-11-19T22:10:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Montfort \*  
> \*\*(Oh, and **Miss Tyque** , I’m still waiting to see that picture of you.) \*\*

Keep waiting. Only special people get to see my Magical Fiery Crotch ™. You can wait until I get a new picture in a week or so.

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/26 "2000-11-19T22:17:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Nymysys \*  
> \*\*Since I’m new here, I was wondering how long this was going on before the actual meeting. I get the gist of the situation, was just looking for a time-frame.  
> \*\*

LOL

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**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/27 "2000-11-19T22:53:29Z")

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I can just picture little **Monforts** posting on the SDMB a few years from now. 🙂

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/28 "2000-11-19T23:37:38Z")

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Wedding Welfy? Surely you jest. You don’t think that the US would make it easy for an american to marry a swede now do ya?

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/29 "2000-11-20T00:15:08Z")

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Welcome to the Old World, Montfort!

I see the two of you are enjoying yourselves. Therefore, we here at the Straight Dope have lowered your mandatory weekly post count from 200 to 50. However, all posts must include links to new pictures.

I hoped you packed some cash, Montfort. A beer in Sweden equals the GDP of a small South American country.  
Have fun!

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/30 "2000-11-20T02:24:05Z")

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Hey. I’m getting the feeling that this doesn’t bode well for me winning Anniz from you. Hmmm… I lost that football game right? What am I talking about… I’ve lost them all!

Damn.  
Anyway… are swedish condoms the same as american condoms or did you pack your own?

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/31 "2000-11-20T02:25:34Z")

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OH! …and bring me back some of those Swedish Fish would ya??

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**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/32 "2000-11-20T03:13:16Z")

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You two are cute. Poets, songwriters,bards of old. Don’t know if you can carry a tune in a bucket, but you look it to me.MTS

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/33 "2000-11-20T07:21:14Z")

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I’m so happy you’re having a good time. 🙂 Pictures! Pictures!

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/34 "2000-11-20T08:35:21Z")

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This is so nice. I’ve been reading your sigline for a long time, Montfort, where you announce that you are going to meet Anniz in November. And now, you are meeting her! Imagine!

I have nothing embarrassing or suggestive to say here. Just that - you two kids have a great time. Awwww…shucks…

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/35 "2000-11-20T08:41:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Montfort \*  
> \*\*And, for the rest of you: have you no decency? \*\*

Isn’t that obvious?

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/36 "2000-11-20T10:52:20Z")

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God Morgon SDMB!

**Anniz** and I are going into Stockholm for the first time today. It’s not raining anymore, but it’s still cold and grey here.

**Nymysys** : This has been going on since mid-August. Friday night’s flight was a long time coming.

**Miss Tique** : That’s okay, really. I don’t need to see the Magical Fiery Crotch ™. We’re shuddering at the thought of it here. 🙂

Surprisingly, Anniz is a little shy right now and doesn’t have anything to say. But, she’s approving everything I say, so I have to watch [sub]Go Eagles![/sub] what I [sub]first place in the NFC East![/sub] say.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/37 "2000-11-20T12:34:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by handy \*  
> \*\*Surely you jest. \*\*

You want Shirley Ujest there, and I believe she’s married.

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/38 "2000-11-20T12:55:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Montfort \*
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> Surprisingly, Anniz is a little shy right now and doesn’t have anything to say. …

Yup, mission accomplished. A nods as good as a wink… **Ding Dong !!**

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> \*Originally posted by Montfort \*
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> But, she’s approving everything I say…

Welcome to the future.

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/39 "2000-11-20T14:17:52Z")

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Just gotta wonder what is keeping Anniz from her keyboard.  
What’s that you say? She’s “tied up” at the moment?

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-and-anniz-the-official-thread/41842/40 "2000-11-20T15:11:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> And, for the rest of you: have you no decency?

::rummages in closet::

Decency? Decency?

::tosses out miscellaneous odds and ends::

Ah, here it is! A little dusty, though.

So there’s your answer: I’ve got some, but it’s clearly been awhile since I’ve done anything with it. I’m not sure exactly what you do with this ‘decency’ stuff anymore.  
Have a great time, and hope you bump uglies a lot! 😃

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