# Montfort, in here please **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 1, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768 "2000-08-01T22:48:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/41 "2000-08-02T16:37:40Z")
iampunha’s selections: wacky ninja Monster bio-brat Lanna Talera OESGal Michi Montfort’s selections: Cessandra Kyla Eve Nacho4Sara Franny Swiddles Poysyn and… Rosebud ---
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/42 "2000-08-02T16:42:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\* > On the other hand, all the males that hijacked this thread–well, WE love you! > > JoeyHemlock, Silo, Myrr21, Homer, Amok, Pricciar…you guys will back me up on this, right?? > \*\* Just say the word DRY, and these chumps will be spitting out their teeth. Anything for you (or any other woman on the board). ---
**Author:** ![OESGal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecae2f/32.png) [@OESGal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OESGal)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/43 "2000-08-02T16:45:07Z")
Is there really a purpose to this listing stuff? Does this mean that if we’re not on your list you won’t talk to us? Isn’t that a little silly? Or, how 'bout you let us women decide? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/44 "2000-08-02T16:49:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OESGal \* > \*\*Is there really a purpose to this listing stuff? Does this mean that if we’re not on your list you won’t talk to us? Isn’t that a little silly? Or, how 'bout you let us women decide? 😃 \*\* The purpose, OESGal, was simply because iampunha and I seemed to be fighting over the same women in various threads (yes, you were one of them). So, to make things fair, we’re splitting up our women. So, if I want to flirt with/obsess over you, I do so knowing that you’re iampunha’s “property” (and I mean that in the most non-demeaning way possible). Likewise, he better lay his eyes/keyboard off Poysyn, Frannie, etc. Since iampunha and I will probably both be at the Norfolk Dopefest, it seemed like a good thing to do in advance so a real fight didn’t break out then. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/45 "2000-08-02T16:49:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OESGal \* > \*\*Is there really a purpose to this listing stuff? Does this mean that if we’re not on your list you won’t talk to us? Isn’t that a little silly? Or, how 'bout you let us women decide? 😃 \*\* I’m with you on that one. Iampunha honey,—too little, too late tsk tsk tsk. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/46 "2000-08-02T17:06:19Z")
So y’all know, both of us would LOVE to pick all of you in one turn (something I considered doing but thought a rather weak effort) . . . it’s very hard to choose, and I’m basing my choices on who I think Montfort would list next as well a who I’d love to get to know better. Being chosen first is, in my eyes, no different than being chosen last. I based my first pick on who I had been thinking of most recently. I base this pick on the fact that if I don’t pick her, Montfort probably will. Given the chance, I’d pick every one of you, but again that’s not feasible. ::deep breath:: That said, my next pick is sue duhnym. And the purpose of us listing is sort of like a draft for a team . . . anyone would love to have Joe Montana, Terry Bradshaw and Roger Staubach as their team QBs, but they have to pick one (I’d go with Montana myself). This way we know who’s fair game and who isn’t. Damnit, I knew this was a bad idea on the boards. Monty, you up for doing this via email? ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/47 "2000-08-02T17:09:10Z")
Ok, now that we’ve been picked, what are we going to do? Play kickball in 7th period gym class?? I’m in a giving mood, so I’ll allow you some visualization in your fantasy land… \ _Hits **Swiddles** with a pillow_ ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/48 "2000-08-02T17:10:54Z")
Finally, iampunha, you got one off my list. I guess we can continue this via e-mail ([michael@chanceofrain.com](mailto:michael@chanceofrain.com)). But, for now, I enjoy doing this publically, so that I can get reactions like I did when Frannie saw her name. 🙂 Next: soda ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/49 "2000-08-02T17:28:44Z")
Montfort, now that I look back at what was actually said in here . . . Damn you for taking Cessandra and admn me for telling her to look when I thought you’d be quick and pick. My pick is a toughie, because again I’m going with a “right now” thought. So . . . golfwidow. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/50 "2000-08-02T17:32:17Z")
Well, she was on my list and was begging for attention. And, I had wandered over to her diary site earlier in the day, so who else could I have picked except Cessandra? But, now, it’s Mega the Roo’s turn. ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/51 "2000-08-02T17:35:38Z")
Oh, I was picked! I was picked! And I’m not even on the people pages! (I will be though. Soon. Or maybe not so soon. I need a scanner…) Thank you kindly, Montfort, I am indeed blushing. :thinking there really needs to be a blushing smilie: ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/52 "2000-08-02T17:37:04Z")
So, **DRY** , mocking my spelling, eh? You, sir, are a man without honor, the lowest of the low, a baseborn villain, a ne’er-do-well, a reprobate, a cold-hearted blackguard, a snake in the grass, a rapscallion, a runabout, a wretch, a… a… Err, you have a plan to jump these two scamps and divide their womenfolk amongst ourselves? Tell me more, **DRY** , friend of mine, old pal, ally, mate… ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/53 "2000-08-02T17:40:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by soda \* > **Oh, I was picked! I was picked! And I’m not even on the people pages! (I will be though. Soon. Or maybe not so soon. I need a scanner…) Thank you kindly, Montfort, I am indeed blushing.** Whoo! Yes, **soda** , I’m smitten with you, based on your [Ask the Swedish Chick](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=30818) thread. I’m afraid to know what you look like now, so maybe you should take your time getting a picture scanned. On second though, snail-mail it to me and I’ll scan it. 😉 We’re up to pages! Wow! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/54 "2000-08-02T17:48:05Z")
Okay . . . ::loading list:: Montfort’s selections: Cessandra Kyla Eve Nacho4Sara Franny Swiddles Poysyn Rosebud Soda Mega the Roo iampunha’s selections: wacky ninja Monster bio-brat Lanna Talera OESGal Michi Sue Duhnym Golfwidow and . . . GreenEyes Damn, this is hard. Montfort, why can’t we just share them all, huh? No reason to pick sides 🙂 Y’know, like some days you can have OESGal, some days I can have Poysyn . . . get some variety. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/55 "2000-08-02T17:50:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Damn, this is hard. Montfort, why can’t we just share them all, huh? No reason to pick sides 🙂 Y’know, like some days you can have OESGal, some days I can have Poysyn . . . get some variety. \*\* Hahaha, maybe. Let’s see if OESGal e-mails me before she moves south. 🙂 Add Ruffian to my list. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/56 "2000-08-02T17:52:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > \*\*Add Ruffian to my list. \*\* AIEEEEEEEE!!! I was between her and GreenEyes! Can I have them both? No fair! Okay . . . I’m calmed down now. Shayna. I pick Shayna. Nyah nyah nyah! ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/57 "2000-08-02T17:55:28Z")
Hmm, I was considering Shayna, but we’ve discovered via e-mail that we may be related (unlikely, although we have the same last name), so I left her off my list just to be safe from the yuckiness factor. Up next: techchick68 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/58 "2000-08-02T18:04:00Z")
Stop reading over my shoulder! Techchick68 was next on my list . . . ::calming down:: for my next pick, I’m going to call on someone on whom I used to have the world’s officially largest crush: Medea’s Child. You haven’t seen all the pics of her I have . . . ask her for a shot of her in B&W. I swear you will never be the same. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/59 "2000-08-02T18:14:22Z")
Nice one, I don’t know her enough to ask to see the b/w picture(s), but if she sees this, she knows how to reach me. 🙂 Whoanellie ---
**Author:** ![Frannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Frannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frannie)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768/60 "2000-08-02T18:21:44Z")
(They’re insane, right?) Oh, and I’d keep you **both** in for recess if it weren’t summer vacation. Your bad luck. Ah, well. Um, one more thing boys: It’s “Frann **ie** ,” not “Frann **y**.” I noticed that you misspelled it a couple of times. Thanks so much for remembering this in the future. (They’re very sweet though, don’t you think? Thank goodness my ego needs no stroking or I’d feel sorta crappy about the fact that they think I need to be in their li’l thread that… oh, never mind.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montfort-in-here-please/27768.md?page=4)