# Montreal PoutineDope: the itinerary

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 17, 2002, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733 "2002-10-17T21:28:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/1 "2002-10-17T21:28:48Z")

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Somewhat incomplete, as my original pick for brunch doesn’t do the all-you-can-eat thing. But anyway…

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**Friday, Oct. 25:**

Drinks at Drugstore at 8:30 PM, 1366 Ste-Catherine est.

**Saturday, Oct. 25:**

Poutine tasting at 1:00 PM at La Belle Province, 3001 Notre-Dame ouest, near Atwater Market.

No afternoon activities planned.

Dinner at 7:30 PM at Mazurka, 64 Prince-Arthur est.

Followed by karaoke and/or a drag show in the Village.

**Sunday, Oct. 25:**

Brunch somewhere TBD at 12:30 PM.

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Brunch suggestions are welcome, otherwise it’s gonna be Chez Cora on Stanley.

Once the brunch thing is straightened out and reservations made, I’ll update the thread. As well, a PDF with detailed directions and contact numbers will be posted shortly.

Au plaisir de vous (re)voir ! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/2 "2002-10-18T15:24:03Z")

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So, where’s the PDF? What are we paying you for, text messages!?!?

Should we just meet initially at the P-tasting? Will there be a place to park there, etc?

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/3 "2002-10-18T15:31:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eonwe \*  
> \*\*So, where’s the PDF? What are we paying you for, text messages!?!?
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> Should we just meet initially at the P-tasting? Will there be a place to park there, etc? \*\*

I think you should drop **andy** and **Dao** off at **Laur** ’s first, then park in the parking garage of the hotel next to my building. (I don’t want a repeat of the **lno** car break-in.) Then you & the boys can bring your stuff up to my place, and we’ll take the metro to the poutine joint.

If your ETA is later than the poutine tasting, we can make it later.

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**Author:** ![Daerlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Daerlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daerlyn)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/4 "2002-10-18T18:04:06Z")

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So. Am I, or am I not putting someone up on the **Couch of Doom** – er, **Daer**? 🙂 I will be there, and I promise not to sleep through everything. 😃

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/5 "2002-10-18T19:13:10Z")

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Right, the brunch gods were against me. Like, how retarded is it for a breakfast place like Chez Cora to not take group reservations on the weekend? So I had to make a very, very difficult executive decision. :rolleyes: It’s now lunch, at 12:30 Sunday, at **Le Mandarin** , 1240 Stanley, metro Peel. All-you-can-eat Chinese and North American food for only $8.00 (taxes included). Reservations under the name of **scott** , of course.

The cheesy itinerary PDF is done and will be online soon.

Oh, and upon re-reading my OP, that should be Friday, Oct. 25, Saturday, Oct. 26, and Sunday, Oct. 27. :smack:

**Daer** : I dunno.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2002, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/6 "2002-10-19T03:16:23Z")

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The itinerary is available here:

[http://metro.paip.net/matt/poutinedope.pdf](http://metro.paip.net/matt/poutinedope.pdf)

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2002, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/7 "2002-10-23T20:49:24Z")

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For those who don’t have Acrobat Reader (it’s free, retards) 😛 and weren’t able to print up the lovely PDF I made, here’s the full itinerary.

Also bumping the thread cuz I’m always afraid no one’s going to show up, but I said that before [Doperéal](http://metro.paip.net/matt/personal/dopefest/index.html), too…

**Friday, Oct. 25**

8:30 PM: meet for drinks at **Drugstore** , 1366 Ste-Catherine est, (514) 529-8999  
Metro Beaudry; turn left when you exit the metro; cross Ste-Catherine street  
Look for a drunk **scott evil** , the SDMB sign, and a one-legged Wonder Woman doll

**Saturday, Oct. 26**

1:00 PM: the Poutine Tasting at **La Belle Province** , 3001 Notre-Dame ouest, (514) 931-2574 (near Atwater Market)  
Metro Lionel-Groulx; turn right when you exit the metro; walk down a few blocks to Notre-Dame  
Meet outside – look for a hung-over **scott evil** and the SDMB sign

After lunch: Gastrointestinal distress; bloating. Activities TBD.

7:30 PM: dinner at **Mazurka** , 64 Prince-Arthur est, (514) 844-3539  
Metro St-Laurent, then either walk up St-Laurent to Prince-Arthur or take the #55 bus if you’re lazy  
Scenic riff-raff route (longer): Metro Sherbrooke, Berri ouest exit, cross St-Denis St. and walk through Carré St-Louis to Prince-Arthur.  
Reservations under the name of **scott**  
**Note:** although on Prince-Arthur, Mazurka is **not** a bring-your-own-wine restaurant

After dinner: TBD. Possibly karaoke and/or a drag show in the Village.

**Sunday, Oct. 27**

12:30 PM: Lunch at **Le Mandarin** , 1240 Stanley, (514) 871-8099, metro Peel, below Ste-Catherine  
$8.00 (tax included) for all-you-can-eat Chinese and North American food  
Reservations under the name of **scott**

**Bus and metro**

$2.25 per ticket; $9.00 for a strip of 6 tickets; $14.00 for a three-day tourist pass _(carte touristique)_, available at downtown metro stations

\*\*Other \*\*

Pepto-Bismol, Tums, Maalox, Rolaids, Gaviscon, etc. available at all pharmacies, including Pharmaprix, Jean-Coutu, and Uniprix

If you need Montreal contact phone numbers and addresses, email me at [scott\_evil28@hotmail.com](mailto:scott_evil28@hotmail.com).

À vendredi ! 🙂

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2002, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/8 "2002-10-24T03:44:45Z")

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Mbwahahahaha.

Just saying.

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**Author:** ![Daerlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Daerlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daerlyn)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2002, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/9 "2002-10-24T11:59:42Z")

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_sighs_ Work hates me. ☹

I’m going to miss both poutine and Le Mandarin, because I have to work 8.30 to 5 on Saturday and Sunday. However, I will be at Drugstore and Mazurka, and else might take place outside of those hours.

Ah well. At least I _have_ a job now.

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2002, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/10 "2002-10-24T19:09:45Z")

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**Daer** , you suck. 😉

No one’s coming. PoutineDope is cancelled.

Just kidding.

Maybe the mysterious **d12** and **Stephi** will show up after all…

_sigh_ Hope springs eternal.

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**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2002, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/11 "2002-10-24T23:18:35Z")

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So, when should I be expecting the lovely ladies to show up at my place Saturday morning?

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/12 "2002-10-25T03:21:36Z")

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Hm… around noon. We’re going to leave Hannover maybe 7:30, get clayton at 10:30-ish, depending on when we get to the fairy (no, not scott\_evil, the boat across lake Champlain), then 1.5-ish hours to Montreal.

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/13 "2002-10-25T13:47:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eonwe \*  
> \*\*Hm… around noon. We’re going to leave Hannover maybe 7:30, get clayton at 10:30-ish, depending on when we get to the fairy (no, not scott\_evil, the boat across lake Champlain), then 1.5-ish hours to Montreal. \*\*

_ **Ferry.** _ Idiot.

You should lay off IRC and the sauce. They’re rotting your brain. 😛

I might be bringing my new kind-of-squeeze **Danny** along with me for some of the activities… I’m going to have to warn him about how bizarre you all are… :eek:

OK I’m weird too, but he’s used to it.

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**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/14 "2002-10-25T15:59:32Z")

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I don’t think I’ll be at Drugstore tonight, but I can’t WAIT to see you all tomorrow!

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/15 "2002-10-25T17:39:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by LaurAnge \*  
> \*\*I don’t think I’ll be at Drugstore tonight, but I can’t WAIT to see you all tomorrow! \*\*

Dropping like flies… ☹

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/16 "2002-10-25T18:30:01Z")

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But **Laur** , you’re coming to lunch & dinner tomorrow and lunch Sunday? And any word from **Elly**.

**Daer** , **detop** , **matt** , are you still coming tonight?

I might bring **Danny** but **matt** is not allowed within a 50-foot radius of him. 😛

Actually, no, just got an email from work fag-hag advising against it…

This is a sinking ship. A train wreck. Insert metaphor here. ☹

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**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/17 "2002-10-25T18:50:26Z")

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No it isn’t, scott.

I’ll be there every other event, don’t worry!

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/18 "2002-10-25T18:55:32Z")

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So it’s safe to assume we won’t be seeing **Elly** , then?

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**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/19 "2002-10-25T19:19:34Z")

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No, I’m pretty sure she’ll be here any some point, **scott** , don’t worry!

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**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-poutinedope-the-itinerary/132733/20 "2002-10-26T05:07:28Z")

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Enowe: (I’m also e-mailing this to you in case you don’t see it here)

I’m really sorry, but some things have come up and I don’t believe I will make it there tomorrow. You won’t have to stop in Plattsburgh.

I’ll see you guys at another dopefest, have fun.

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