# Montreal (Queer) Dope!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 15, 2002, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235 "2002-06-15T16:20:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/21 "2002-06-18T12:41:57Z")

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I called the couch! I did it last night, I did!

Now, just hurry up and pick a date, preferably sometime in late August, but not the weekend of Sep 1.

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/22 "2002-06-18T13:43:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lno \*  
> **I called the couch! I did it last night, I did!**

The wonders of chat. 😉

The bed is reserved for **iampunha**. 😃

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/23 "2002-06-18T17:09:16Z")

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If the date works for me, I’d love some space on the floor of the Pad of Evil. Just to make sure **lno** and **elenfair** don’t quibble over the coach.

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/24 "2002-06-18T17:11:43Z")

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Wow, couch. They can quibble over the coach all they want. Or even the caboose.

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/25 "2002-06-18T17:21:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Maeglin \*  
> \*\*If the date works for me, I’d love some space on the floor of the Pad of Evil. \*\*

**Pad of Evil??!??!?**

Now _there’s_ a good one.

But now I sense the pressure to make the place more evil than it already is… :eek:

Anyway, it’s not a huge place, but there’s room for you guys.

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![jaytini2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@jaytini2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaytini2)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/26 "2002-06-18T20:44:58Z")

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hmmm…it seems as though scott evil, the object of my unrequited affections in the last post, is holding an orgy without me…if this is the case, those of us who live in far off places, and haven’t wormed our way into the hearts of the other dopers would totally appreciate pictures of any activities that may go on in our absence…especially those of us with boyfriends who don’t understand our obsession with these message boards, and would definitely not understand our taking off for an orgy in Canada…  
much thanks  
jt in VA…so faaaaar away

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/27 "2002-06-18T21:01:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jaytini2 \*  
> hmmm…it seems as though scott evil, the object of my unrequited affections in the last post, is holding an orgy without me…

Umm… AFAIK, my guests are all female… And there’s no orgy.

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> if this is the case, those of us who live in far off places, and haven’t wormed our way into the hearts of the other dopers would totally appreciate pictures of any activities that may go on in our absence…

Pictures of an orgy? Even if it _were_ to happen, I doubt someone roaming around with a digital camera going “Oh yeah, that’s great, boys, give us more of that… Look sexy for the camera… Make them want you… Oh yeah, that’s it, boys” would be appreciated! :eek:

In any case, I’m considering having a contest for the coveted position of the one remaining spot - my bed, with me. 😃 All interested send pictures along with **all** stats to [scott\_evil28@hotmail.com](mailto:scott_evil28@hotmail.com). 😉

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/28 "2002-06-18T21:14:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by scott evil \*  
> Umm… AFAIK, my guests are all female… And there’s no orgy.

**Maeglin** and I are quite male, as far as I can tell, but I’ll bow out of any orgy planning. I’m mostly coming to dispense with my leftover Canadian currency.

Yes, yes, and fight over the coach. That too. Epee.

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/29 "2002-06-18T21:49:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lno \*  
> \*\ ***Maeglin** and I are quite male, as far as I can tell, but I’ll bow out of any orgy planning. I’m mostly coming to dispense with my leftover Canadian currency.
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> Yes, yes, and fight over the coach. That too. Epee. \*\*

Forgive my ignorance! :😊: But we’re here to fight just that, aren’t we? 😉

So does either want the coveted spot next to me in bed? 😃

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/30 "2002-06-18T22:09:33Z")

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I’m putting forth the weekend of August 24th. I think that sounds best, even though you will meet a very run-down Lauren.

Ooooo I’m so excited!

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/31 "2002-06-18T22:15:39Z")

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My _God_, my Hotmail inbox has already been overwhelmed with applications to be my bed-mate! I’m going to have to bite the bullet and pay M$N for extra storage space!

:rolleyes:

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/32 "2002-06-18T23:08:47Z")

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I’ll second the weekend of August 24th. Then I need to convince myself to take two weeks of vacation time, drive up to Montreal, and stop off in Ohio on the way back the next weekend for a wedding.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/33 "2002-06-18T23:19:38Z")

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I’m in and my summer schedule is flexible, though I prefer late July over late August. I’ll match _Trek_ trivia with anyone.

And being excessively straight, I’ll have to rely on Laur’s point one.

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/34 "2002-06-18T23:22:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by scott evil \*  
> \*\*My _God_, my Hotmail inbox has already been overwhelmed with applications to be my bed-mate! I’m going to have to bite the bullet and pay M$N for extra storage space!
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> :rolleyes:
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> - s.e. \*\*

And here I thought after that phone conversation last night I had that space clinched.

😃

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**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/35 "2002-06-19T00:39:40Z")

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Another heterosexual (non-practicing) chiming in. The August 24 th weekend works for me too. Can’t wait to meet you all !.

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/36 "2002-06-19T02:40:19Z")

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Well, the only dates this summer that’ll work for me at all are July 20th or July 27th. So if those don’t work, it looks like I might not be able to be in. I’m doing two shows this summer, one of which ends July 6th, and the other Opens August 15th. With one weekend already dedicated to the Toronto Dopefest, I’m pretty much booked solid.  
A September Saturday might be a possiblity also, but not that likely.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/37 "2002-06-19T02:43:44Z")

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Late Aug works for me.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/38 "2002-06-19T12:09:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by scott evil \*The bed is reserved for **iampunha**. 😃

So that means I don’t need to send nekkid pics to [scottevilsXXXharem@hotmail.com](mailto:scottevilsXXXharem@hotmail.com)?

Drat. I had the fluffer all ready, too…

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**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/39 "2002-06-19T12:21:17Z")

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Late august is better for me too.

I have dog shows everywhere in August, so it may all require me doing some shuffling.

Let me know ASAP 🙂

Elly (who will grant lno the couch and take the floor spot, foil n’ all.)

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-queer-dope/114235/40 "2002-06-19T12:29:24Z")

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Foil? Oh no. Epee. And don’t think you’ll get off that easily.

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