# Montreal Sugardope II : March 12 to 14 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 12, 2004, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883 "2004-02-12T17:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/41 "2004-02-29T08:13:45Z")
> [@detop](#): > > He bribed the jury šŸ˜ƒ I sucked off the jury. But I didnā€™t need to; I would have won anyway because Iā€™m prettier than **matt**. > [@](#): > > And is it official that **jeremy evil** will not attend our festivities ? He will not be attending, sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/42 "2004-02-29T20:50:01Z")
> [@kung fu lola](#): > > As long as you _tell us your REAL name_, that is! BWA-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaa! Nah, not this time. Iā€™m not even crossing the US border! ---
**Author:** ![Potter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Potter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Potter)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/43 "2004-02-29T21:31:07Z")
> [@scott evil](#): > > ā€¦Iā€™m prettier than **matt** ā€¦ 'Course you are, my darling. You also have a fifteen inch cock, have earned several bazillion dollars starring in your autobiographical musical ā€œSTUD!ā€ both on Broadway and in the movie, earning worldwide acclaim with your Oscar acceptance speech that managed to bring about World peace and understanding, ending famines and preventing floods/earthquakes/etc. Ralph Laurenā€™s finally come to his senses and hired you as his in-house model and muse, and youā€™ve become such a queer icon that you have your own statue in Golden Gate park, where hot young twinks kiss your big golden phallus in order to be lucky in love. Finding the cure for Cancer on your Caribbean estate was just a nice little spot of luck, as was the resulting Nobel Peace prize. 'Course youā€™re prettier than Matt, and all of the rest of it. _pets you on the head_ Now, itā€™s time for your nap, lovie. Did you take your meds, yet? ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/44 "2004-02-29T23:38:59Z")
Touchy? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/45 "2004-03-01T03:09:29Z")
Allā€™s fair in love, war, and slapsie fights šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/46 "2004-03-01T04:13:33Z")
Whatever. ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/47 "2004-03-02T18:39:39Z")
Oh, and hey; I shouldā€™ve mentioned this before, but Iā€™m somewhat dense like that. If any Toronto-area Dopers are sitting on the fence because of transportation issues, I can offer a cheerful, if somewhat cramped, ride. And I need to ask; any recommendations on where to stay? Is something being organised, or can anyone recommend someplace near to the festivities? ---
**Author:** ![Daerlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Daerlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daerlyn)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2004, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/48 "2004-03-02T23:40:48Z")
> [@detop](#): > > BTW, **Daerlyn** had mentioned the possibility of somebody coming with her. Any news on that ? Yup. My SO is a confirmed for cabane a sucre on Saturday. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/49 "2004-03-03T03:01:06Z")
Transportation stuff. I assume **Eonwe** will be going right to the cabane, and **CC** has bailed. **JeffB** and **detop** ā€™s friend Maf have large vehicles, and if **Mnementh** doesnā€™t have a load of TorDopers, thereā€™s more space. Perhaps we should go to the flowchart for this. ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/50 "2004-03-03T03:24:19Z")
I am going Friday night. Donā€™t get mad at me for bailing for a wedding. If you get upset then Iā€™ll have nowhere to stay that night! ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/51 "2004-03-03T04:12:46Z")
How could I ever be mad at you, o loyal writing-partner-guy? Iā€™m just concerned about transportation from the city to the cabane. Everything would be so much easier if **Eonwe** would come into town Saturday morningā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/52 "2004-03-03T04:51:31Z")
Well no TorDopersā€™ve chimed in yet. If itā€™s just me, I can fit three others with quasi-reasonable comfort, and up to four if youā€™re small, donā€™t mind behaving like sardines, and have no trouble with seatbelt laws. Also, I still have no idea where Iā€™ll stay. Anyone, anything? ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/53 "2004-03-03T05:15:58Z")
> [@scott evil](#): > > How could I ever be mad at you, o loyal writing-partner-guy? > > Iā€™m just concerned about transportation from the city to the cabane. Everything would be so much easier if **Eonwe** would come into town Saturday morningā€¦ How far was the cabane from Montreal? And what time are we meeting there? I could definitely come into the city and bring people in and out, as long as it wasnā€™t too too far. ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/54 "2004-03-03T06:31:25Z")
Unfortunately, **New & Improved Scott** is working on Saturday, and canā€™t come up with us. I assume heā€™ll be coming to the Friday night dinner, though. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/55 "2004-03-03T06:41:23Z")
> [@Eonwe](#): > > How far was the cabane from Montreal? And what time are we meeting there? I could definitely come into the city and bring people in and out, as long as it wasnā€™t too too far. It is about an hour out of Montreal and I figure we should meet and leave at around 1 PM, if we want to be there for 2h-2h30. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/56 "2004-03-03T10:56:22Z")
This would make things a lot easier, **Eonwe**. You can hang out here at the Pad of EvilĀ® for a bit if you want. Iā€™ll play you the finished demos from _TRASH!_. šŸ™‚ Last year we met up at the hotel where **JeffB** was staying and headed to the cabane from there. We could always do that again. **JeffB** , you must divulge your plans! šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/57 "2004-03-03T11:01:05Z")
Whoā€™s in for the _Saturday_ night dinner, then? Itā€™s going to be at a place that serves lighter fare, still TBD. And late - probably around 8:30 - 9:00, since weā€™ll be gorging ourselves at the cabane until at least 3:30 or so. And this year, letā€™s not be afraid to ask for seconds. ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/58 "2004-03-03T12:28:17Z")
**LaurAnge** , I swear, that guy is just trying to avoid me!!! šŸ˜‰ **Scott** , letā€™s count on that thenā€¦ Iā€™ll head up to Montreal sometime Saturday AM, in which case I can squeeze four people into my car (though after we eat I may not be able to fit everyone back in for the return trip!). Also, when you said, ā€œJeffB, you must divulge your plans!ā€ I read it as, ā€œJeffB, you must divulge your pants!ā€ Much funnier, IMO. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/59 "2004-03-03T14:28:54Z")
My pants will remain undivulged until Sugardope. My plans, on the other hand, are finally coming together. I will be driving up Friday, but Iā€™m not sure if Iā€™ll make it in time for the Friday activities or not. Iā€™m staying at the Hyatt (those points finally pay off!), which is on Jeanne-Mance at Ste-Catherine. As far as Saturday goes, I get fit three other people easily, or four a little tighter. At some point, Iā€™ll need to hop on down to Plattsburgh to pick up **clayton\_e**. I can either head down in the morning to get Clay and meet everyone back in Montreal around 1:00, or if thereā€™s someone who knows how to get to the cabane, a group of us could go pick up Clay and head directly there. That might be too complicated though. Iā€™m in for the Saturday night and Sunday activities as well. ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883/60 "2004-03-03T17:06:09Z")
**JeffB** , youā€™ll not want to go back to Montreal between picking up clay and going to the cabane. The cabane is closer to Plattsburgh than it is to Montreal. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montreal-sugardope-ii-march-12-to-14/228883.md?page=4)