# Monty Python fans in here!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 5, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497 "2001-01-05T01:23:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![King\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7bcc69/32.png) [@King\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Rat)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/41 "2001-01-05T21:16:28Z")

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Four hours to bury the cat?

wouldn’t keep still.

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/42 "2001-01-05T21:27:26Z")

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I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay . . .

“Honey, who is it?” “It’s a Mr. Death; he’s come about the reaping. I really don’t think we want any.”

And the mouse xylophone, playing “Three Blind Mice” with real mice and a big mallet – EEK! Eek! eek!, EEK! Eek! eek!

Hah! I love Python. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/43 "2001-01-05T21:39:55Z")

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Fierra, now I am truly upset that I missed that!  
Screech Owl, that is too funny! I have never seen that before.

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/44 "2001-01-05T21:46:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by blessedwolf \*  
> \*\*Thank you **screech-owl!**
> 
> I lost the link last month, and feared I’d never get it again. You are my saviour. Marry me. \*\*

Aw. That’s sweet.  
I didn’t expect…

CRASH!  
\<door breaks down\>

**NO…BODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTITION!**

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**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/45 "2001-01-05T21:59:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by screech-owl \*  
> **NO…BODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTITION!**

Bring out…the cushy pillows.

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/46 "2001-01-05T22:03:10Z")

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May I just say this is the second time I’ve appeared in this thread?

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/47 "2001-01-05T22:03:57Z")

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th’ mill’s gone owt askew on treadle

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**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/48 "2001-01-05T22:12:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by screech-owl \*  
> \*\ ***And Now For Something Completely Different…**
> 
> [Monty Python and the Holy Legos](http://www.geocities.co.jp/Hollywood/9060/holye.html) \*\*

Oh. My. GOD!

**screech-owl** I have NEVER seen anything that cool…  
Now I must say, as a Southern white-boy loser Cracker, **YOU ARE _DA BOMB!_**

No! **blessedwolf** you can’t have her! This finally seals my certainty that Miss Owl is the coolest.

**Lady Owl** PLEASE re-consider my proposal in the Marriage Booth. I simply can’t let someone who appreciates Monty Python and Legos (at the same TIME!) get away.

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**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/49 "2001-01-06T01:29:34Z")

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Reginald Maudling - no no a buffalo with an aqualung

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/50 "2001-01-06T02:36:41Z")

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How nice 'tis to know that there are people out there who would understand perfectly when I say that I am pining for the fjords…

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/51 "2001-01-06T03:19:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Tygr \*  
> \*\*  
> No! **blessedwolf** you can’t have her! This finally seals my certainty that Miss Owl is the coolest.  
> \*\*

I’ll fight ya for 'er! (BTW: I’m geographically closer than you are, so if you’d like to race…)

Okay, who wants to see a Tygr and a Wolf fight for the attentions of an owl? (It’s a veritable freakin’ menagerie in here, ain’t it!)

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> **screech-owl** I have NEVER seen anything that cool…  
> Now I must say, as a Southern white-boy loser Cracker, **YOU ARE _DA BOMB!_**

And I don’t say things like “da bomb.” 😛

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/52 "2001-01-06T04:49:20Z")

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My chemistry teacher and I go through entire scenes’ worth of MP dialogue…and none of the other students can figure out what’s so funny.

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**Author:** ![Quadzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/a4c791/32.png) [@Quadzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quadzilla)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/53 "2001-01-06T06:55:26Z")

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We (bored dorm rats) have figured out that the “witch”'s usage of “It’s a fair cop” pretty much means “Yeah, those were fair proceedings.”

Oh yeah - let me just say that THEY dressed me up like this…

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/54 "2001-01-06T15:44:20Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Quadzilla \*  
> \*\*We (bored dorm rats) have figured out that the “witch”'s usage of “It’s a fair cop” pretty much means “Yeah, those were fair proceedings.”  
> \*\*

Well, it’s a running gag, you see. I can think of at least a half dozen times _in the TV show alone_ that ises either “It’s a fair cop,” or the more advanced version, “It’s a fair cop, but society’s to blame.” Cut I don’t feel like ploughing through Vols. 1 & 2 of _The Complete Monty Python’s Flying Circus: All the Words_ at the moment.  
And there is at least one time in a concert vid that the “it’s a fair cop but society’s to blame” bit was followed by “and don’t talk to the audience.”

Oh yes. And:  
We are no longer the Knights who say ‘Ni.’ We are now the Knights who saaayyyyy: ‘ecki-ecki-ecki-ecki-p’tannggg! zoop-boing zowie zing.’

‘\<ni!\>’

‘SHH!’

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/55 "2001-01-06T16:43:27Z")

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Run away! Run away!

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/56 "2001-01-07T07:21:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ankh\_Too \*  
> \*\*I have it on DVD.  
> \*\*

Ankh, I think you wasted your money. Mr. Rilch and I have the Criterion version of Life of Brian, with audio commentary from all five surviving Pythons, and a bunch of other features. The Criterion Holy Grail is supposed to be equally sumptuous, but it’s not out yet. What you have may be all right, but I’m holding out for Criterion, and would recommend others do the same. No offense, Ankh.

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**Author:** ![Ankh\_Too](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Ankh\_Too](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ankh_Too)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/57 "2001-01-07T17:09:31Z")

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that’s okay, it was a Christmas present, trying to jumpstart my nascent DVD collection.

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**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/58 "2001-01-07T17:36:24Z")

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He steals from the poor, and gives to the rich… stupid bitch!

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/59 "2001-01-07T18:15:07Z")

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My wife and I were out with some friends last night. We found ourselves needing to kill time over in Berkely before our movie started so we retired to “The Albatross Pub”.

From the first sighting of the sign, until about 15 minutes after we left, I would periodically shout “Albatross!” ala John Cleese.  
If any one would question me about it, I’d just say, “Of course you don’t get wafers with it, ya cocksucker!”

I’m sure that happens on a nightly basis at that place, but I couldn’t resist.

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-fans-in-here/48497/60 "2001-01-08T00:01:17Z")

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I don’t understand this thread.

Who’s this Monthy Python fellow everyone is talking about?  
😃

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