# Monty Python girl with big knockers? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 14, 2009, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006 "2009-09-14T05:03:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/1 "2009-09-14T05:03:48Z")
I recall some girl on the Monty Python show with a very large set of knockers. i can’t remember a lot about her, and I only saw her once on the show, some sort of Dr. skit, or something. Anybody know who she is/was? Thanks, hh ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/2 "2009-09-14T05:15:58Z")
> [@handsomeharry](#): > > I recall some girl on the Monty Python show with a very large set of knockers. i can’t remember a lot about her, and I only saw her once on the show, some sort of Dr. skit, or something. > Anybody know who she is/was? > > Thanks, > hh [Veronica Papp?](http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode38.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Cugel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cugel/32/1199_2.png) [@Cugel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cugel)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/3 "2009-09-14T05:53:02Z")
Or Julia Breck? ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/4 "2009-09-14T06:09:24Z")
It’s not a doctor skit but it has something of the same feel. In the episode “You’re no fun anymore” (the blancmange episode), there’s a scene with Graham Chapman as a scientist (who might be confused with a doctor) and Donna Reading as his girlfriend. See some pictures at [http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/1056393695/site\_id/1#import](http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/1056393695/site_id/1#import) ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/5 "2009-09-14T06:53:08Z")
Without taking the time to check my Monty Python DVD set, I remember the name [Carol Cleveland](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carol_Cleveland) appearing in the credits. I can’t say for sure if she was ever in a sketch with a doctor, though. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/6 "2009-09-14T07:09:55Z")
[Carol Cleveland](http://en.wikivisual.com/images/6/63/CarolCleveland.jpg) was the stock pretty girl in several sketches and, as I recall, fairly generously endowed. There were other women who appeared in various MPFC sketches, but Carol was the one who showed up most. (30 out of 45 episodes, according to **Lurkmeister’s** Wikipedia link.) ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/7 "2009-09-14T09:26:26Z")
> [@Olentzero](#): > > [Carol Cleveland](http://en.wikivisual.com/images/6/63/CarolCleveland.jpg) was the stock pretty girl in several sketches and, as I recall, fairly generously endowed. There were other women who appeared in various MPFC sketches, but Carol was the one who showed up most. (30 out of 45 episodes, according to **Lurkmeister’s** Wikipedia link.) I believe that image is actually from a doctor sketch. I don’t know, obviously, if it’s the one the OP is thinking of, but in it, the doctor flirts outrageously with her while her husband is sitting right there, and they end up going behind the screen and making naughty noises while he remains where he is. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/8 "2009-09-14T11:19:04Z")
The lovely Carol Cleveland also filled in on occasion when they needed an extra male character. Usually by just adding a moustache and putting her into a Viking costume, or something equally silly. (I orginally said “transparent” instead of “silly,” but that brought up some mental images that were Not Safe For Work…) ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/9 "2009-09-14T12:30:31Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > I believe that image is actually from a doctor sketch. I don’t know, obviously, if it’s the one the OP is thinking of, but in it, the doctor flirts outrageously with her while her husband is sitting right there, and they end up going behind the screen and making naughty noises while he remains where he is. Marriage counselor. “This is it, Arthur Pewty! Today you’re a man!” Also, I believe, the first time the 16-ton weight makes its appearance in the series. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/10 "2009-09-14T12:33:06Z")
Perhaps it was the [Marriage Counselor](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7JxlX6tbeg) sketch? That would have been Carol Cleveland. And my oh my… she was tasty! ---
**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/11 "2009-09-14T12:41:02Z")
Was the she the one who won the “Summarize Proust Competition?” “Since none of our contestants tonight entirely succeeded in fully encapsulating the intricacies of Proust’s masterwork, I will be awarding tonight’s prize to the girl with the biggest tits!” ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/12 "2009-09-14T14:51:56Z")
> [@Olentzero](#): > > Marriage counselor. Ah, yes. Blast. I was so impressed with myself for placing a sketch I haven’t seen in nearly a decade based only on her outfit, and I miss that one vital bit of information… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/13 "2009-09-14T14:54:19Z")
The subject line is pushing it but at least she doesn’t have a big Semprini. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/14 "2009-09-14T15:04:55Z")
Carol’s measurements, possibly apocryphal since they come from a British newspaper dong a feature on her in a bikini, were 37-25-37, a couple of inches too large for today’s tastes. Perfect for the time, though. [She was easily](http://www.flickr.com/photos/18573071@N05/2127368578) [one of the]( [http://img13](http://img13). imagevenue. com/img.php?image=90556\_carol-bikini\_122\_701lo.jpg) [most stunning](http:// img177. [imagevenue.com/img.php?image=90503\_carol\_lord\_bros\_122\_543lo.jpg](http://imagevenue.com/img.php?image=90503_carol_lord_bros_122_543lo.jpg)) women of the 60s, right up there with Ursula Andress and Raquel Welch and Jane Fonda. She actually deglamorized herself for British television. (She was a Texas girl, you know.) [Work warning. Nipples poking through fabric.] There’s something about 60s beauty that is unmatchable by any other decade. Beautiful bodies, beautiful hair, and a naturalness that gets obscured by the styles of other times. \*MODERATOR NOTE: I broke two links, having gotten a report of NSFW audio pop-ups. When I checked the links myself, they were okay, but the FF ad blockers are pretty good. I’m going to err on the side of caution. Pls. be careful about NSFW links in these situations, everyone. (signed) twickster\* ---
**Author:** ![Claire\_Beauchamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@Claire\_Beauchamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claire_Beauchamp)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/15 "2009-09-14T15:14:03Z")
Carol Cleveland was in nearly all the MP shows, as mentioned previously. She is often considered “the seventh Python” although she did not do any writing for the show. She is blonde, and WAS in the Marriage Counselor sketch but NOT in the Summarize Proust or Chemist sketch – that was another, dark-headed woman with an even larger chest. Don’t know her name. Don’t think she had any lines, so she may or may not have been in the credits. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/16 "2009-09-14T15:44:38Z")
Shouldn’t that be **kn\*ckers**? ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/17 "2009-09-14T17:52:05Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Semprini. _ **OUT!!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/18 "2009-09-14T18:55:30Z")
> [@Claire\_Beauchamp](#): > > Carol Cleveland was in nearly all the MP shows, as mentioned previously. She is often considered “the seventh Python” although she did not do any writing for the show. She is blonde, and WAS in the Marriage Counselor sketch but NOT in the Summarize Proust or Chemist sketch – that was another, dark-headed woman with an even larger chest. Don’t know her name. Don’t think she had any lines, so she may or may not have been in the credits. I went to [a clip of Summarize Proust](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwAOc4g3K-g) and paused during a close up on her face (and bust). Whoever it is has the same chin structure as Carol Cleveland. ---
**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/19 "2009-09-14T20:17:54Z")
I would think it’s the Marriage Counselor sketch, but if not, could it be the doctor (Graham Chapman) examining the patient (Cleveland) to “The Stripper”? From [The Attila the Hun Show](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-x6FBuF4JM) episode, the sketch starting at around 4:00. That’s definitely not Carol C. in the Proust competition. Odd that she’s not credited in the otherwise detailed _All the Words_ and _The First 200 Years of Monty Python_ books, but as **Claire Beauchamp** says, it’s probably because she has no lines. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006/20 "2009-09-14T21:53:47Z")
> [@Olentzero](#): > > _ **OUT!!!** _ All right, who’s got a boil on his semprini, then? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-girl-with-big-knockers/510006.md?page=2)