# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 101
### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2012, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2001 "2012-11-29T14:52:44Z")
Drop your panties, Sir William! I cannot wait til’ lunchtime!
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2002 "2012-11-29T15:45:07Z")
You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2012, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2003 "2012-11-29T15:59:06Z")
We interrupt this programme to annoy you and make things generally irritating for you.
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### Author:  [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2012, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2004 "2012-11-29T22:01:10Z")
She’s a good Sheila, Bruce, and not at all stuck-up.
Regards,
Shodan
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2012, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2005 "2012-11-30T07:36:35Z")
It’s a Mr. Death, dear. He’s here about the reaping.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2012, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2006 "2012-11-30T22:17:25Z")
Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of _Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror_, and later on we’ll be meeting a man who does gardening.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2012, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2007 "2012-12-01T14:17:54Z")
And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema.
Family entertainment? Bollocks.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2008 "2012-12-01T20:41:27Z")
Now for something completely different.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2012, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2009 "2012-12-01T23:11:46Z")
Can I just ask, with reference to your second point, when you say souls don’t develop because people become distracted… [rumble] …has anyone noticed that building there before?
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2012, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2010 "2012-12-02T01:27:00Z")
Yes, yes, yes. You can move a little bit. Yes. Sorry, I didn’t mean to be so dogmatic when I came in. Obviously you can all move a little within reason. There are certain involuntary muscular movements which no amount of self-control can prevent. And obviously any assertion of authority on my part, I’ve got to take that into account.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2011 "2012-12-02T19:31:54Z")
It is a sign, Let us gather shoes together.
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### Author:  [@Tazmanian\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tazmanian_Devil)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2012, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2012 "2012-12-03T01:14:30Z")
Now here’s a reminder about leaving your radio on during the night—Leave your radio on during the night.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2012, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2013 "2012-12-03T05:06:01Z")
Well, I mean, you’ve done it… you’ve slept… with a lady.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2012, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2014 "2012-12-03T13:17:19Z")
Nothing to do with me. I’m not in this show. This is show five - I’m not in until show eight.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2012, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2015 "2012-12-03T13:25:07Z")
You try that around here, young man, and we’ll slit your face.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2016 "2012-12-03T18:59:42Z")
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2012, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2017 "2012-12-04T14:36:50Z")
If we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2012, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2018 "2012-12-04T15:51:05Z")
And this my is trusty servant, Patsy.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2012, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2019 "2012-12-04T15:54:07Z")
Have you got any… _will you shut that bloody dancing up?!_
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2012, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2020 "2012-12-05T00:20:33Z")
I’m afraid I’m not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.
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