# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 103
### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2012, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2041 "2012-12-11T14:08:15Z")
CHIPPENHAM
Brick & Forge
_Building & Hot Air Balloon Supplies since 1873_
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2012, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2042 "2012-12-11T14:11:24Z")
It’s a bit runny, sir.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2012, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2043 "2012-12-12T02:01:40Z")
“That brick is already asleep.”
_Keith Maniac, Guatamala_
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### Author:  [@EMCEE\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EMCEE_98)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2012, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2044 "2012-12-12T02:22:04Z")
What a _terrible_ joke!
_But it’s my only line!_
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2012, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2045 "2012-12-12T05:14:30Z")
I think it’s runnier than you like it, sir.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2012, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2046 "2012-12-12T13:12:41Z")
> [@echo7tango](#):
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> I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off.
That joke was Britain’s entry for this year’s Rubber Mac of Zurich Award.
It lost.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2047 "2012-12-12T16:44:29Z")
'Course it hasn’t got any bloody flavour! It’s a bloody seabird, innit? ALBATROSS!
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### Author:  [@Tazmanian\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tazmanian_Devil)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2012, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2048 "2012-12-12T16:54:34Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> 'Course it hasn’t got any bloody flavour! It’s a bloody seabird, innit? ALBATROSS!
There’s gotta be SOME flavour, I mean everything’s got a flavour…
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2012, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2049 "2012-12-12T19:25:21Z")
In the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Sir Robin’s minstrels.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2012, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2050 "2012-12-12T23:06:48Z")
And there was much rejoicing.
Yay!
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2012, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2051 "2012-12-13T03:59:15Z")
How To Recognize
Different Trees from
Quite a Long Way Away
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2012, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2052 "2012-12-13T04:00:25Z")
And now,
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### Author:  [@EMCEE\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EMCEE_98)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2012, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2053 "2012-12-13T04:00:26Z")
She’s got huuuuuge…Tracts of land!
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2054 "2012-12-13T04:01:37Z")
No. 1 -
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2012, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2055 "2012-12-13T04:02:53Z")
The Larch.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2012, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2056 "2012-12-13T04:04:09Z")
the Larch.
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### Author:  [@Tazmanian\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tazmanian_Devil)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2057 "2012-12-13T18:53:49Z")
And now,
Number 3,
the LARCH…
THE Larch…
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2058 "2012-12-13T19:45:31Z")
next week on
The Golden Age Of Ballooning
_Louis XVI attempts to steal the Montgolfiers’ plans!_
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2012, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2059 "2012-12-13T20:10:13Z")
Well, I would destroy the lower classes, first with bombs and rockets destroying their homes and then when they run screaming into the streets, mowing them down with submachine guns. I know these views aren’t popular, but I have never courted popularity.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2060 "2012-12-14T02:34:15Z")
Your highness, when I said you are like a steam of bat’s piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark
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