# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 105
### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2081 "2012-12-24T18:49:27Z")
WANTED
Arthur X
FOR
ARMED ROBBERY
©Python (Monty) Pictures, Ltd. Produced under license by Cornerstone Communications, Inc.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2012, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2082 "2012-12-24T20:56:45Z")
Of course, madam. It’s Christmas every day in Heaven.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2012, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2083 "2012-12-24T23:00:05Z")
You lucky bastard! You lucky, lucky bastard!
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2012, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2084 "2012-12-25T00:49:53Z")
They must think the sun shines out your ass.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2085 "2012-12-27T03:19:27Z")
(My niece just got back from a trip to London. She visited the Tower of London; the guidebook has a chapter by “ex-Python and English history expert Terry Jones” on life at court in the Middle Ages.)
Oh, so you’re Italian, then?
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### Author:  [@EMCEE\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EMCEE_98)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2012, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2086 "2012-12-27T04:19:04Z")
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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### Author:  [@Dunkelheit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunkelheit)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2012, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2087 "2012-12-27T06:54:46Z")
Lemon curry?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2012, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2088 "2012-12-28T01:34:48Z")
Are you just going to show me movies all night?
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2012, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2089 "2012-12-28T04:27:52Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Are you just going to show me movies all night?
Just one more dear.
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### Author:  [@Dunkelheit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunkelheit)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2012, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2090 "2012-12-28T07:46:49Z")
> [@BMalion](#):
>
> Just one more dear.
That’s not a non sequitur. 😉
Hello. I would like to buy a fish license, please.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 29, 2012, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2091 "2012-12-29T03:29:11Z")
It’s…
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [December 29, 2012, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2092 "2012-12-29T19:38:47Z")
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that’s the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you’re feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there’s bugger all down here on Earth
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 30, 2012, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2093 "2012-12-30T03:47:16Z")
Look, I came in here to have an argument!
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### Author:  [@Dunkelheit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunkelheit)
#### Post date: [December 30, 2012, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2094 "2012-12-30T12:39:04Z")
The Larch. The… Larch.
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### Author:  [@Tazmanian\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tazmanian_Devil)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2095 "2012-12-31T02:13:33Z")
I’m sorry about that, but I always introduce this programme, not him.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2012, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2096 "2012-12-31T04:08:54Z")
Hurry, it’s the final credits!
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### Author:  [@Runestar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runestar)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2012, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2097 "2012-12-31T20:00:34Z")
Lady chairman, sir, shareholders, ladies and gentlemen. I have great pleasure in announcing that owning to a cut-back on surplus expenditure of twelve million Canadian dollars, plus a refund of seven and a half million Deutschmakrs from the Swiss branch, and in addition adding the debenture preference stock of the three and three quarter million to the directors’ reserve currency account of seven and a half million, plus an upward expenditure margin of eleven and a half thousand lire, due to a rise in captial investment of ten million pounds, this firm last year made a complete profit of a shilling.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2013, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2098 "2013-01-01T03:13:15Z")
Splunge!
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2013, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2099 "2013-01-01T17:52:22Z")
Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky
Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic
Oak tree by the wobbly
dum dum tree in the shade of the
magic glade down in Dinly Dell.
Here he sold contraceptives,
© 1995, Python (Monty) Pictures, Ltd. Produced under license by Cornerstone Communications, Inc.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2013, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2100 "2013-01-02T01:13:20Z")
All right, Neville love, we’re going from ‘unemployment’ through ‘pensions’ into ‘good government is strong government’ and the walk down, all right? And… cue, love.
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