# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 106
### Author:  [@metalimpactss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metalimpactss)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2013, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2101 "2013-01-05T07:54:27Z")
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2013, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2102 "2013-01-10T21:22:22Z")
spam
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2013, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2103 "2013-01-10T22:01:47Z")
Sir Robin rode north, through the dark forest of Ewing, accompanied by his favorite minstrels.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2013, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2104 "2013-01-11T00:17:04Z")
YOUR STAR SIGNS
for entertainment purposes only
**Derry and Toms (April 29th to March 22nd, even dates only)**
You have green, scaly skin with a soft yellow underbelly
with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and
tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything
up to thirty feet in lengthwith huge teeth that can bite off
great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid and sub-tropical
zones and wear spectacles.
©1995 Python (Monty) Pictures, Ltd. Produced under license by Cornerstone Communications, Inc.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2013, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2105 "2013-01-14T03:07:10Z")
All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid,
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [January 15, 2013, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2106 "2013-01-15T20:16:44Z")
YOUR STAR SIGNS
for entertainment purposes only
**Aquarius (January 24th to February 19th)**
A wonderful day ahead. You will be surrounded by family
and friends. Roger Moore will drop by for lunch,
bringing Tony Curtis with him. In the afternoon a substantial cash
sum will come your way. In the evening Petula Clark will
visit your home accompanied by Mike Sammers singers. She
will sing for you in your own living room. Before you go to
bed, Sir Peter Wyngarde will declare his undying love for
you.
©1995 Python (Monty) Pictures, Ltd. Produced under license by Cornerstone Communications, Inc.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 15, 2013, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2107 "2013-01-15T20:55:47Z")
(Love those Star Signs! You’re working off those MPFC trading cards, aren’t you?)
The low slim-line has been cut off-the-shoulder to heighten the effect of the Minister’s fine bone structure. Well, I think the Minister is coming to the end of his answer now, so let’s go back over and join the discussion.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2108 "2013-01-16T01:08:01Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> (Love those Star Signs! You’re working off those MPFC trading cards aren’t you?
> …
yes.
> [@MPFC](#):
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> Sir Peter Wyngard will declare his undying love for you.
Ewwww.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2013, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2109 "2013-01-16T01:09:21Z")
> [@getitrite](#):
>
> spam
I don’t like spam!
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2013, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2110 "2013-01-16T04:07:11Z")
music
by the
HUNLETS
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2013, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2111 "2013-01-16T05:05:37Z")
Couldn’t you have your balls cut off?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2013, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2112 "2013-01-16T16:28:08Z")
Ten weeks! Blimey, can’t you just leave this one?
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### Author:  [@Dunkelheit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunkelheit)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2013, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2113 "2013-01-17T12:47:50Z")
Albatross!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2013, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2114 "2013-01-17T16:44:40Z")
No, it’s not. An emergency is 290… “where there is actual or apparent loss of combustible gaseous substances.”
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2013, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2115 "2013-01-19T17:30:01Z")
We want shrubbery.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2013, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2116 "2013-01-19T17:44:58Z")
Richard Nixon’s got a hedgehog called Frank.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2013, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2117 "2013-01-19T23:29:39Z")
He is packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering up And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2013, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2118 "2013-01-19T23:42:32Z")
I love animals, that’s why I kill 'em.
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### Author:  [@Dunkelheit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunkelheit)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2119 "2013-01-21T00:04:50Z")
There’s a horde o’ them maraudin’ Visigoths to see y’all…
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2120 "2013-01-21T00:53:17Z")
He scarpered!
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