# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 107
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2121 "2013-01-25T21:04:12Z")
Actually I’m a gynecologist, but this is my lunch hour. ---
**Author:** ![EMCEE\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@EMCEE\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EMCEE_98)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2122 "2013-01-25T22:23:54Z")
\*Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore. He steals from the poor, and gives to the rich, stupid bitch!\* ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2123 "2013-01-25T23:59:30Z")
You’re using coconuts! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2124 "2013-01-26T01:36:42Z")
I might be arguing in my spare time. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2125 "2013-01-26T04:12:28Z")
theme script by **Timmy Williams** entirely written by **Timmy Williams** additional material by: Peter wray len ashley geoffrey ingersoll george herbert harry lowall ralph emerson hatty starr frank picksley john stamford shelley bunheur malcolm kerr james beach alan bailey brian feldman stirling hartley adrian beamish guy waring mark tomkins sidney smith richard hovey edmund gosse jonathan ashmore bill wright arthur fuller richard savage michael whitemore budge ryan cedric hazlett terry jones michael palin john gaynor george coleman samuel spurgeon thomas massinger stephen davis walter chapman reginald marwood david goschen peter schulman dennis frankel david robinson paul raymond john willder johnny lynn joe shaw simon smith monty python michael lapin sydney lotterby ian matherson humphrey barclay burt ancaster kirk ouglas ken smith geoffrey hughes brian fitzjones michael gowers john pennycate peter baker neil shand ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2126 "2013-01-26T04:36:16Z")
Just put your lips together and whistle… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2127 "2013-01-26T17:07:44Z")
Tonight on _The Money Programme_, we’re going to look at money. Lots of it. On film, and in the studio. Some of it in nice piles, others in lovely clanky bits of loose change, some of it neatly counted into fat little hundreds, delicate fivers stuffed into bulging wallets, nice crisp clean cheques, pert pieces of copper coinage thrust deep into trouser pockets, romantic foreign money rolling against the thigh with rough familiarity, beautiful wayward curlicued banknotes, filigree copperplating cheek by jowl with tumbling hexagonal milled edges, rubbing gently against the terse leather of beautifully balanced bank books… ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2128 "2013-01-30T01:31:50Z")
Good evening. Here is the news for Parrots. No parrots were involved in an accident on the M1 today when a lorry carrying high-octane fuel was in collison with a bollard. That’s a bollard and not a parrot. A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved. The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal… None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum. That’s the end of the news, now our program for parrots continues with part three of ‘A Tale of Two Cities’, specially adapted for parrots by Joey Boy. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2129 "2013-01-30T03:47:14Z")
Can I put the tube in the baby’s head? ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2130 "2013-02-03T01:48:12Z")
That has spam in it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2131 "2013-02-03T02:04:07Z")
Burma! ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2132 "2013-02-03T02:48:16Z")
We want Shurb-burry. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2133 "2013-02-03T04:31:02Z")
Hey! I’ve got a great idea. Why doesn’t Lancelot go? ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2134 "2013-02-03T17:16:08Z")
Hello, children, hello. This is Uncle Dennis welcoming you to your own sudset. Hello. Today we are going to have a story, so sit comfortably and we can all start. continued on card 44 **43** © 1995 Python (Monty) Pictures, Ltd. Produced under license by Cornerstone Communications, Inc. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2135 "2013-02-03T20:20:21Z")
Mr. Neutron! The most dangerous and terrifying man in the world! The man with the strength of an army! The wisdom of all the scholars in history! The man who had the power to destroy the world. Mr. Neutron. No one knows what strange and distant planet he came from, or where he was going to! Wherever he went, terror and destruction were sure to follow. ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2136 "2013-02-06T02:17:12Z")
Good evening! For the first time, on record, a 29 part adoptation of King Solomon’s Mines – Wines, sorry, wines – King Solomon’s Wines. A lot of people in this country pooh-pooh Australian table wines. This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette, but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain. “Black Stump Bordeaux” is rightly praised as a peppermint flavoured Burgundy, whilst a good “Sydney Syrup” can rank with any of the world’s best sugary wines. “Chateau Bleu”, too, has won many prizes; not least for its taste, and its lingering afterburn. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2137 "2013-02-06T03:02:16Z")
Another man who had his head nailed to the floor was Stig O’ Tracy. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2138 "2013-02-06T06:51:46Z")
I will not buy this record; it is scratched. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2139 "2013-02-06T14:56:40Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Mr. Neutron! The most dangerous and terrifying man in the world! The man with the strength of an army! The wisdom of all the scholars in history! The man who had the power to destroy the world. Mr. Neutron. No one knows what strange and distant planet he came from, or where he was going to! Wherever he went, terror and destruction were sure to follow. Brought to you by **ANO-WEET©**. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2140 "2013-02-06T16:29:41Z")
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