# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 108
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2141 "2013-02-08T18:50:35Z")
I wish to register a complaint with this establishment. ---
**Author:** ![EMCEE\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@EMCEE\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EMCEE_98)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2142 "2013-02-08T18:58:48Z")
My nipples explode with delight! ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2143 "2013-02-08T19:03:57Z")
> [@Chief Inspector Jean-Paul Zatapathique](#): > > Bing Tiddle-tiddle Bong! ©1995 Python (Monty) Pictures, Ltd. Produced under license by Cornerstone Communications Inc. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2013, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2144 "2013-02-09T00:48:27Z")
Where does he live? Old man, where does he live? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2145 "2013-02-15T02:56:39Z")
_Would you shut that bloody dancing up?!?!?_ ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2146 "2013-02-15T04:21:59Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > _Would you shut that bloody dancing up?!?!?_ Told you so. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2147 "2013-02-15T19:13:10Z")
I think it’s runnier than you like it, sir. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2148 "2013-02-15T19:52:27Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > I think it’s runnier than you like it, sir. I don’t care how fucking runny it is, hand it over forthwith. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2149 "2013-02-15T23:14:11Z")
Psst. Read the thread title again. No. But what we can do - and this is between you and me, I shouldn’t really be telling you this - we’ll turn your gas on, make a hole in your pipe, you ring Hounslow Emergency, they’ll be around here in a couple of days. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2150 "2013-02-15T23:33:44Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Psst. Read the thread title again. > > … If you’re going to split hairs, I’m going to piss off. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2013, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2151 "2013-02-16T00:07:18Z")
Er, well, um, if you’re dropping by again, do pop in. Heh. And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don’t worry too much about the myrrh next time. All right? Heh. Thank you! Good-bye! Well, weren’t they nice? Hmm. Out of their bloody minds, but still. ---
**Author:** ![Tazmanian\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@Tazmanian\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tazmanian_Devil)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2013, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2152 "2013-02-16T00:35:48Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > They mean to win Wimbledon! The blancmanges are really Australians, trying to get the rights of the pelote rules from the Czech publishers! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2153 "2013-02-16T03:14:38Z")
That’s you, m’lud, not _you_, m’lud. ---
**Author:** ![Dunkelheit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dunkelheit/32/248_2.png) [@Dunkelheit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunkelheit)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2013, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2154 "2013-02-16T10:27:11Z")
Can you get wafers with it? ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2155 "2013-02-18T19:32:24Z")
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2156 "2013-02-21T02:22:01Z")
Get some air into those wounds! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2157 "2013-02-21T03:20:22Z")
It is the rabbit! ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2158 "2013-03-02T16:06:43Z")
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2159 "2013-03-06T00:50:50Z")
Do you have anything a little more “fish-ee”? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2160 "2013-03-06T01:38:36Z")
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