# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 112
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2221 "2013-04-10T18:35:58Z")
I’m not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2222 "2013-04-10T20:39:22Z")
Flying Thompson’s Gazelle of the Yard! ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2223 "2013-04-10T23:43:04Z")
Hold it. Hold it. Look, loves … can anyone not involved in this scene, please leave the set. Now! Come on please. Anyone not concerned in this scene, the canteen’s open upstairs.Now come on please.Sorry loves. Sorry. We’ll have to take it again, from the top. All fight. OK… Cue ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2224 "2013-04-11T05:21:24Z")
I want you all to call me… Loretta. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2225 "2013-04-11T07:11:48Z")
What’s wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don’t have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2226 "2013-04-11T12:07:05Z")
Tonight is The Meaning of Life! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2227 "2013-04-11T13:03:21Z")
I have to push the pram a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2228 "2013-04-11T14:42:13Z")
Ooh, you lucky bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2229 "2013-04-11T15:05:14Z")
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2230 "2013-04-11T15:30:49Z")
The development of the industrial bourgeoisie. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2231 "2013-04-11T17:07:22Z")
You wouldn’t know the difference between the Battle of Borodino and a tiger’s bum! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2232 "2013-04-11T17:22:14Z")
I’d like to ask the panel what changes they would make, if they were Hitler. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2233 "2013-04-11T18:48:43Z")
Randy little bugger - up and down like the Assyrian Empire. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2234 "2013-04-11T19:09:08Z")
What… is the capital of Assyria? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2235 "2013-04-11T19:18:03Z")
On my arrival in London, I discovered [the Piranha Brothers] had returned to Cardiff. I followed as Gloucester from _King Lear_. Acting on a hunch, I spent several months in Buenos Aires as Blind Pew, returning through the Panama Canal as Ratty in _Toad of Toad Hall_. Back in Cardiff, I relived my triumph as Sancho Panza in _Man of La Mancha_, which the _Bristol Evening Post_ described as “a glittering performance of rare perception,” although the _Bath Chronicle_ was less than enthusiastic. In fact, it gave me a right panning. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2236 "2013-04-11T23:12:48Z")
What’s all this then? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2237 "2013-04-12T00:58:52Z")
I will not buy this _tobacconist’s_; it is scratched. ---
**Author:** ![Dunkelheit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dunkelheit/32/248_2.png) [@Dunkelheit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunkelheit)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2238 "2013-04-12T07:27:10Z")
There’s nowt wrong wi’ gala luncheons! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2239 "2013-04-12T11:58:04Z")
And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2240 "2013-04-12T15:32:15Z")
Look, I couldn’t eat another thing. I’m absolutely stuffed. Bugger off. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=111) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=113)