# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 131
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2601 "2013-07-01T20:16:02Z")
Well, Mr. Johnson’s son Kevin, he don’t go out anymore. He comes back from wrestling and locks himself in his room. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2602 "2013-07-01T20:51:37Z")
Savoyard? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2603 "2013-07-02T01:37:17Z")
What are they in it for, these old hoodlums, these layabouts in lace? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2604 "2013-07-02T10:54:10Z")
The BBC wishes to deny rumours that it is going into liquidation. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2605 "2013-07-02T13:31:10Z")
Carre-de-L 'Est? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2606 "2013-07-02T13:32:06Z")
We have a lot of trouble with these oldies. Pension day’s the worst - they go mad. As soon as they get their hands on their money they blow it all on milk, bread, tea, tin of meat for the cat. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2607 "2013-07-02T14:19:16Z")
Yes, his head’s been ripped off. I’ll get you another. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2608 "2013-07-02T14:23:09Z")
It’s just a flesh wound. ---
**Author:** ![Tazmanian\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@Tazmanian\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tazmanian_Devil)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2013, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2609 "2013-07-06T19:46:11Z")
Rotten. Rotten. You’re no bloody use at all. You’re an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed! ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2013, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2610 "2013-07-06T19:53:09Z")
Well, if it’s not a personal question, are you a virgin? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2013, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2611 "2013-07-06T20:15:04Z")
Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen and a half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life – bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear… ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2013, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2612 "2013-07-06T23:28:04Z")
Edam? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2013, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2613 "2013-07-07T16:50:46Z")
Angus Podgornaigh wins Wimbledon, defeating a Serbian Blanc Mange from the Andromeda galaxy. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2013, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2614 "2013-07-07T16:56:27Z")
Oh, waiter! This conversation isn’t very good. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2615 "2013-07-07T19:10:25Z")
The tenants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2013, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2616 "2013-07-07T23:18:54Z")
Yes, well, of course they come here for the two o’clock matinee, all the old bags out in there, especially if it’s something like _The Sound of Music_. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2013, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2617 "2013-07-07T23:33:25Z")
_“This man called Briiiiiian!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2618 "2013-07-08T01:44:15Z")
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2013, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2619 "2013-07-08T01:54:23Z")
The whole problem of these senile delinquents lies in their complete rejection of the values of contemporary society. They’ve seen their children grow up and become accountants, stockbrokers and even sociologists, and they begin to wonder if it is all really… (falls through an open manhole cover) _Arggh!_ ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2620 "2013-07-11T18:23:21Z")
Oh, yeah, but I like that sort of little burst of frenzy they have then, you know. I like it when they get a little bit angry. Shows they’re human. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=130) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=132)