# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 136
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2701 "2013-08-28T12:41:38Z")
You’re sure I won’t be disturbing you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2702 "2013-08-28T13:22:14Z")
You are the sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company? ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2703 "2013-08-28T14:33:30Z")
And keep the noise down, please! Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can’t you? All right. Now, those with gifts come forward, please. Incurables, you’ll just have to wait for a few minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2704 "2013-08-28T14:35:00Z")
You’re absolutely sure I won’t be disturbing you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2705 "2013-08-28T15:26:36Z")
If I may begin at the beginning. First, there is the Cherry Fondue. Now this is extremely nasty… but we can’t prosecute you for that. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2706 "2013-08-28T15:30:31Z")
Good. Because I don’t want to disturb you. Specially as you’re being so kind about me not disturbing you. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2707 "2013-08-30T09:20:59Z")
No welcome could be more heartfelt than that which I am sure you’ll all want to join with me in giving this great showbiz stiff! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2708 "2013-08-30T15:17:42Z")
Good, so I can go ahead and join you then? Can I? ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2709 "2013-08-30T18:04:57Z")
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given by Svenge–her brother-in-law–an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2710 "2013-08-30T18:08:05Z")
Good, good. You’re very kind. A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them. Let alone when I specifically tell them about my being disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2711 "2013-08-30T20:55:05Z")
Where’s the pleasure in that? When people pop a nice little choccie in their mouths, they don’t expect to have their cheeks pierced! In any case, it is an inadequate description of the sweetmeat. I shall have to ask you to accompany me to the station. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2712 "2013-08-30T21:22:28Z")
No, absolutely, absolutely, that’s what I always say. But you’d be amazed at the number of people who really don’t want me - I mean, even doing\* this\* gets people looking at me in the most extraordinary way. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2713 "2013-08-30T21:28:40Z")
Hey, Vance! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2013, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2714 "2013-08-31T01:31:10Z")
There is an epic quality about the sea which has, throughout history, stirred the hearts and minds of Englishmen of all nations. Sir Francis Drake, Captain Webb, Nelson of Trafalgar and Scott of the Antarctic - all rose to the challenge of the mighty ocean. And today another Englishman may add his name to the golden roll of history: Mr. Ron Obvious of Neaps End. For today, Ron Obvious hopes to be the first man to jump the Channel. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2013, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2715 "2013-08-31T18:47:31Z")
We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2013, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2716 "2013-08-31T19:30:34Z")
I knew I’d disturb you … I knew I’d disturb you … It always happens … whenever I’ve found someone I really think I’m going to be able to get on with… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2717 "2013-09-01T01:03:31Z")
Well, no, no, provided I get a good liftoff and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the centre of Calais itself. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2718 "2013-09-01T17:43:14Z")
I’ve come for some free repetition of doubtful words on an inland telegram. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2719 "2013-09-01T20:23:53Z")
Er, oh, eleven foot six inches at Motspur Park on July 22nd. Er, but I have done nearly twelve feet unofficially. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2720 "2013-09-01T20:48:50Z")
Last year you were the subject of controversy when you grafted a pederast onto an Anglican bishop. Regards, Shodan [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=135) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=137)