# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 145
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2013, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2881 "2013-10-26T23:12:26Z")
Are you going to be in there all day? Other people want to go you know! The door’s jammed, if you ask me. Ah. Oh my God. Oh, I’m terribly sorry. I thought this was the bally toilet ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2013, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2882 "2013-10-26T23:57:06Z")
Albatross! ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2013, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2883 "2013-10-27T01:21:20Z")
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2013, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2884 "2013-10-27T02:20:56Z")
Adopt, adapt and improve. Motto of the Round Table. Well, um… what have you got? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2013, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2885 "2013-10-28T12:49:22Z")
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2886 "2013-10-28T14:25:34Z")
There is much danger, for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever crossed… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2013, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2887 "2013-10-28T14:38:01Z")
And then at 9.30, we’ve got another rollocking half-hour of laughter-packed squalor with _Yes it’s the Sewage Farm Attendants_. And this week Dan falls into a vat of human dung with hilarious consequences. Ha, ha, ha. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2888 "2013-10-28T15:23:12Z")
No, you’re not, you’ll be stone dead in a moment. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2889 "2013-10-28T17:51:40Z")
\*Brian: \*Please, please, please listen! I’ve got one or two things to say. _The Crowd:_ Tell us! Tell us both of them! ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2013, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2890 "2013-10-28T19:06:13Z")
I am the Grim Reaper. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2891 "2013-11-04T14:03:52Z")
Vocational guidance counsellor … vocational guidance counsellor … vocational guidance counsellor … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2892 "2013-11-04T18:34:05Z")
Mate, this bird wouldn’t “voom” if you put four million volts through it! ‘E’s bleedin’ demised! ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2893 "2013-11-04T18:35:54Z")
You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2894 "2013-11-05T18:15:32Z")
This is zany madcap humour. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2895 "2013-11-10T00:37:30Z")
**mary recruitment office** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2896 "2013-11-10T06:41:42Z")
You’re fucking nicked, me old beauty! ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2897 "2013-11-10T13:02:13Z")
Always look on the bright side of life. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2898 "2013-11-10T19:47:05Z")
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say ‘Let me tell you something’ and ‘I just wanna say this’. Well, you’re dead now, so shut up! ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2899 "2013-11-11T00:35:38Z")
No, that’s not dead, it’s resting. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2900 "2013-11-11T02:54:57Z")
You see, I don’t believe that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, and that’s been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=144) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=146)