# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 146
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2901 "2013-11-11T03:55:04Z")
Finest in the district! ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2902 "2013-11-11T10:26:32Z")
Just like my dear papa! ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2903 "2013-11-11T17:08:01Z")
Oh, you dumb cluck! We spent weeks organizing this job. Reg rented a room across the road and filmed the people going in and out every day. Vic spent three weeks looking at watch catalogues…until he knew the price of each one backwards, and now I’m _not_ going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2013, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2904 "2013-11-12T04:58:27Z")
'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, what’s all this, then? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2013, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2905 "2013-11-12T13:18:48Z")
Dear Sir, I object strongly to the letters on your programme. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2906 "2013-11-12T15:57:21Z")
There’s some lovely filth down here! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2013, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2907 "2013-11-15T13:15:07Z")
Was the Battle of Trafalgar fought in the Atlantic off southern Spain? Or was it fought on dry land near Cudworth in Yorkshire? Here is one man who thinks it was… ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2908 "2013-11-19T18:39:17Z")
Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2909 "2013-11-19T18:54:03Z")
Elementary. Since the body was found in this room, and no one has left it. Therefore … the murderer must be somebody in this room ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2910 "2013-11-19T19:09:09Z")
All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even… and I want to make this _absolutely_ clear… even if they do say “Jehovah.” ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2911 "2013-11-19T19:16:28Z")
[Splunge!!!](http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/20/arts/monty-python-troupe-to-reunite-for-live-shows.html?smid=fb-share) ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2912 "2013-11-19T20:27:08Z")
Right. Well, you’re quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex, probably the product of an unhappy childhood, coupled with acute insecurity in adolescence, which has resulted in an attenuation of the libido complex. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2913 "2013-11-20T17:43:23Z")
Mr Oliver Cavendish of Leicester, who claims to be able to recite the entire Bible in one second, whilst being struck on the head with a large axe. Ha, ha, wow. We’ve since discovered that he was a fraud, yes a fraud, he did not in fact recite the entire Bible he merely recited the first two words, ‘In the…’ before his death. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2914 "2013-11-20T19:19:55Z")
I’m French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2915 "2013-11-22T19:00:00Z")
Look! Two people… three people have just fallen past that window. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2916 "2013-11-22T19:30:15Z")
Kiss me, Hardy! :: thud :: ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2917 "2013-11-22T20:05:18Z")
Excuse me, is the third test in here? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2918 "2013-11-25T14:31:22Z")
Ooh, planning a little excursion are we, Mr. Hilter? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2919 "2013-11-25T14:41:15Z")
Not much fun in Stalingrad, no. (And see this: [Monty Python reunion - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=708210)) ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2920 "2013-11-25T21:18:59Z")
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