# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 150
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2981 "2014-01-13T21:10:09Z")
I cut down trees. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women’s clothing, And hang around in bars. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2982 "2014-01-15T16:49:40Z")
Excuse me, excuse me. I saw your advertisement for flying lessons and I’d like to make an application. ---
**Author:** ![Srsly\_Dad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Srsly\_Dad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Srsly_Dad)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2983 "2014-01-16T16:53:41Z")
Lucky we didn’t say anything about the dirty knife. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2984 "2014-01-18T04:41:29Z")
Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2985 "2014-01-18T04:46:08Z")
It’s a man’s life in the British Dental Association! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2986 "2014-01-18T05:52:42Z")
I know - I know. There’s a bale of hay outside Basingstoke. We could throw you out. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2987 "2014-01-18T19:25:02Z")
Watkins, are you a pacifist? Oh, no sir, I’m not a pacifist. I’m a coward. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2988 "2014-01-18T19:40:06Z")
Could I just say that this is in fact the first time I’ve ever been on television? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2989 "2014-01-18T19:45:15Z")
And now for something completely different. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2990 "2014-01-18T21:26:16Z")
For lunch, he crouches down beside the road and rubs gravel in his hair. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2991 "2014-01-19T16:54:57Z")
You are hereby charged that you did on diverse dates commit heresy against the Holy Church. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2992 "2014-01-19T18:46:45Z")
It’s a fair cop. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2993 "2014-01-19T22:29:49Z")
Yes, repeats or war films. It really makes you want to micturate. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2014, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2994 "2014-01-19T23:33:25Z")
This theory of mine. Well, this is what it is - my theory that I have, that is to say, which is mine, is mine. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2995 "2014-01-20T02:22:37Z")
Oh, pahdon me while I play the grahnd piahno! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2996 "2014-01-20T09:37:04Z")
- Dead bishop on the landing - What’s his diocese? - How should I know what his diocese is? - It’s stamped on the back of his neck. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2997 "2014-01-20T22:10:04Z")
Shall I ‘thwow’ him to the floor, sir? ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2998 "2014-01-21T00:45:16Z")
I put them out of my mind. Their arms, their necks, their little legs and bosoms, I wipe from my mind! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/2999 "2014-01-21T00:52:25Z")
Excuse me not shaking hands, I’ve just been putting a bit of lard on the cat’s boil. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3000 "2014-01-21T01:02:14Z")
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