# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 151
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3001 "2014-01-21T16:16:47Z")
This is motion _towards_, isn’t it! So…? Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3002 "2014-01-21T16:48:35Z")
It’s a joke name, sir, like “Sillius Soddus” or “Biggus Dickus.” ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3003 "2014-01-22T23:19:55Z")
Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable. Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel. Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: “I drink, therefore I am.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3004 "2014-01-22T23:33:32Z")
Lend us a couple of bob till Thursday. I’m absolutely skint. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3005 "2014-01-23T02:01:27Z")
A-ha - anti-Semitism! ---
**Author:** ![randompattern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@randompattern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randompattern)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3006 "2014-01-23T02:04:29Z")
That’s a tinny word. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3007 "2014-01-23T02:12:22Z")
But I didn’t have any salmon mousse. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3008 "2014-01-23T03:00:08Z")
It’s not even a proper nose - it’s polystyrene. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3009 "2014-01-23T03:49:45Z")
Right. Now. I’m going to say a word, and I want you to say the first thing that comes into your head. How many pints do you want? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3010 "2014-01-23T04:17:41Z")
Three shall be the number thou shall count ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3011 "2014-01-23T05:09:46Z")
I bet you’re gay. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3012 "2014-01-23T05:16:57Z")
For the last time, I’m not Sir Philip Bleedin’ Sydney! ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3013 "2014-01-23T05:26:26Z")
Nothing! Here’s your nine pence… ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3014 "2014-01-23T06:03:58Z")
Sandwiches? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3015 "2014-01-23T15:24:19Z")
Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3016 "2014-01-23T16:09:38Z")
Splunge! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3017 "2014-01-23T17:50:40Z")
I don’t like Spam! ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3018 "2014-01-23T23:33:00Z")
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top of Spam ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3019 "2014-01-24T02:24:53Z")
It’s quite staggeringly popular at the manor, squire. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3020 "2014-01-24T13:17:00Z")
Good morning, gentlemen. This is a twelwe-storey block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=150) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=152)