# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 153
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2014, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3041 "2014-01-27T21:16:26Z")
Yes, she’s very good. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3042 "2014-01-28T00:54:11Z")
Centurion: What’s this, then? “Romanes eunt domus”? People called Romanes, they go, the house? Brian: It says, "Romans go home. " Centurion: No it doesn’t ! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3043 "2014-01-28T07:02:39Z")
_Hello, madam_ Ah, hello, you must have come about … _Finishing the sentences, yes_ ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3044 "2014-01-28T16:23:14Z")
I wonder where that fish has gone. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3045 "2014-01-28T16:24:17Z")
We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3046 "2014-01-29T02:46:33Z")
Well, you can’t say Thatcher hasn’t changed some things ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3047 "2014-01-29T03:19:17Z")
August 23rd. Fell off near Budleigh Salterton … and the pump caught in my trouser leg… And that’s why they were damaged … the eggs…you remember … the hard-boiled eggs I was telling you about … they were in a Tupperware container, reputedly self-sealing, which fell open on contact with the tarmacadam surface of the road … the B409 … the Dawlish road… That shouldn’t really happen to a self-sealing container now, should it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3048 "2014-01-29T03:41:34Z")
We was too late… The Rev. Neuk saw the light. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3049 "2014-01-29T05:29:49Z")
It’s the Bishop! ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3050 "2014-02-06T00:47:13Z")
Sir Galahad! You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3051 "2014-02-06T01:41:09Z")
Here! Don’t you start doing a documentary on us, young man. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3052 "2014-02-06T02:27:07Z")
I think it’s runnier than you like it, sir. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3053 "2014-02-06T02:45:20Z")
I’m not Doctor Bloody Bronowski! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3054 "2014-02-06T05:50:48Z")
A path! A path! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3055 "2014-02-06T14:37:23Z")
'Ere, there’s Alfred Lord Tennyson in the bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3056 "2014-02-06T16:02:26Z")
I’m sorry. But I love money. All money. I’ve always wanted money. To handle! To touch! The smell of the rain-washed florin! The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc! The heel of the Deutschmark! The cold antiseptic sting of the Swiss franc! And the sun burnt splendor of the Australian dollar! ---
**Author:** ![Srsly\_Dad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Srsly\_Dad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Srsly_Dad)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3057 "2014-02-06T18:07:12Z")
Know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3058 "2014-02-06T18:10:44Z")
Algie’s here, too. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3059 "2014-02-06T23:15:39Z")
Oh, shove the abatoir, it’s not important. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3060 "2014-02-07T02:12:13Z")
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