# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 154
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3061 "2014-02-07T03:43:52Z")
Oh, Wombat. Wombat Harness! Take me to the place where eternity knows no bounds, where the garden of love encloses us round. Oh Harness! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3062 "2014-02-07T04:34:36Z")
Pahrdon me while I play the grahnd piahno! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3063 "2014-02-09T02:42:58Z")
This is side two! If you want to hear the record from the beginning, please turn over! Do NOT play this side again if you want to hear side one. THIS IS SIDE TWO! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3064 "2014-02-09T03:10:38Z")
Number 17: The naughty bits of the Cabinet. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3065 "2014-02-09T15:56:14Z")
We apologize for the previous apology. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3066 "2014-02-09T15:59:32Z")
Right, who’s got a boil on his Semprini, then? ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3067 "2014-02-09T16:36:36Z")
…And this is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3068 "2014-02-09T16:41:14Z")
Our chief weapon is Surprise…that’s all! Just Surprise. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3069 "2014-02-09T17:12:10Z")
I’m Brian, and so is my wife. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3070 "2014-02-09T17:15:02Z")
Mount Everest, forbbiding, aloof, terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3071 "2014-02-09T19:27:55Z")
How about something a little more musky? This one’s called Mimmo. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3072 "2014-02-09T23:39:36Z")
¡Cuidado! Hay llamas! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3073 "2014-02-10T00:07:19Z")
You are…Mary, Queen of Scots? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3074 "2014-02-10T00:16:06Z")
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I’ll put my fist through your teeth. F’tang. F’tang. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3075 "2014-02-10T00:41:20Z")
I do wish you’d listen, Wymer, it’s perfectly simple. If you’re not getting your hair cut, you don’t have to move your brother’s clothes down to the lower peg, you simplycollect his note before lunch after you’ve done your scripture prep when you’ve written your letter home before rest, move your own clothes on to the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr Viney that you’ve had your chit signed. Now, sex… sex, sex, sex, where were we? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3076 "2014-02-10T04:51:15Z")
Luxury. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3077 "2014-02-10T19:00:41Z")
It’s her eyes, sir–they’re crooked. ---
**Author:** ![Srsly\_Dad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Srsly\_Dad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Srsly_Dad)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3078 "2014-02-10T19:04:41Z")
No, no, 'e’s uh,…he’s resting. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3079 "2014-02-10T20:13:52Z")
He’s killed the best man! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3080 "2014-02-10T20:15:48Z")
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