# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 165
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3281 "2014-03-03T17:45:01Z")
Vivian is there, Vivian is coming through, Simon’s in second place, and, no, there’s Oliver, he’s not necessarily out of it. There goes Nigel, no, he’s lost something, and Gervaise running through to this final obstacle. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3282 "2014-03-03T23:57:23Z")
Can we have your liver then? ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3283 "2014-03-04T00:36:38Z")
It’s bicycle repairman! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3284 "2014-03-04T00:58:53Z")
I should like to discuss with you, tonight, the place of the nude in my bed…IN THE HISTORY of my bed…ART! In the history of art. The nude in the history of tart…CALL GIRL! Sorry, sorry, I’ll start again. _Ahem_ Bum…OH, WHAT A GIVEAWAY! The nude in the history of bum. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3285 "2014-03-04T01:16:53Z")
Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That’s what I’m on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3286 "2014-03-04T02:36:18Z")
I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3287 "2014-03-04T18:23:53Z")
_Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate._ ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3288 "2014-03-04T19:46:49Z")
I’m not a witch, I’m _not_ a witch! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3289 "2014-03-04T19:59:48Z")
It’s a fair cop. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3290 "2014-03-04T23:40:15Z")
You try that around here, young man, and we’ll slit your face ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3291 "2014-03-04T23:48:31Z")
Well, this theory of yours seems to have hit the nail on the head. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3292 "2014-03-05T01:21:02Z")
Right! Stop that, it’s SILLY. Very SILLY indeed! Started off as a nice little idea about old ladies attacking young men, but now it’s just got SILLY! His hair’s too long for a vicar, too, and you can tell those are not proper keep-left signs. Clear out, the lot of you! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3293 "2014-03-05T04:38:46Z")
Well, before he went he left a note with the company secretary, the effect of which was how disappointed he was with your work and, in particular, why you had changed the name from Conquistador Instant Coffee to Conquistador Instant Leprosy. Why, Frog? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3294 "2014-03-05T04:57:14Z")
Now, let me fill you in. I’m leading this expedition and we’re going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3295 "2014-03-06T02:04:14Z")
…In an iron coffin with spikes on the inside. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3296 "2014-03-06T02:39:07Z")
Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can’t afford to bloody feed. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3297 "2014-03-06T03:16:22Z")
But for the next six months this sleepy Devonshire resort will be transformed into the blizzard-swept wastes of the South Pole. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3298 "2014-03-06T06:41:52Z")
Yes, my brother was leading that, they were going to…build a bridge between the two peaks. My idea, I’m afraid. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3299 "2014-03-06T15:10:30Z")
And now, there is the Mayor. Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby’s history. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3300 "2014-03-06T15:16:20Z")
Now all they have to do here to win the title is to shoot themselves. Simon has a shot. Bad luck, he misses. Nigel misses. Now there’s Gervaise, and Gervaise has shot himself - Gervaise is Upperclass Twit of the Year! There’s Nigel, he’s shot Simon by mistake, Simon is back up and there’s Nigel, Nigel’s shot himself. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=164) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=166)