# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 179
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2014, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3561 "2014-05-14T23:12:03Z")
One dead unjugged rabbit fish later… ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2014, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3562 "2014-05-14T23:18:48Z")
Larks’ tongues. Wrens’ livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars’ earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Get 'em while they’re hot! They’re lovely! Dromedary pretzels, only half a denar. Tuscany fried bats… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2014, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3563 "2014-05-14T23:22:42Z")
Moan, moan, moan. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3564 "2014-05-15T17:36:20Z")
Right, off you go then. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2014, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3565 "2014-05-16T03:57:21Z")
There are some who call me…Tim. ---
**Author:** ![randompattern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@randompattern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randompattern)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2014, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3566 "2014-05-16T04:02:14Z")
The shopkeeper was lyin’. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2014, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3567 "2014-05-16T04:47:58Z")
Look, you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2014, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3568 "2014-05-16T19:35:33Z")
The US SecState meets HM MinSillWalks: [http://m.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/05/16/that-time-the-secretary-of-state-met-the-minister-of-silly-walks/](http://m.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/05/16/that-time-the-secretary-of-state-met-the-minister-of-silly-walks/) In play: Are you just going to show me movies all night? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3569 "2014-05-17T00:47:04Z")
Yes, but I think that with Government backing I could make it very silly. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3570 "2014-05-18T15:41:16Z")
So, we want to learn about pointed sticks, do we? Feeling all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough, eh? Oh, oh, oh. Well, let me tell you something, my lad! When you’re walking home tonight, and some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don’t come crying to me! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3571 "2014-05-19T01:09:50Z")
Well, all right, all right, we’ll lose the kangaroo altogether then. I don’t mind. I was never completely happy with it. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3572 "2014-05-19T01:47:23Z")
Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Panties …I’m sorry … Schumann, Schubert, Mendelssohn and Bach. Names that will live for ever. But there is one composer whose name is never included with the greats, why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-Von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwurstle-gerspurten-mit-zwei-macheluber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shoenendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3573 "2014-05-19T01:51:16Z")
Perhaps he was dictating? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3574 "2014-05-19T12:58:10Z")
No. 1. The Larch. The… Larch. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3575 "2014-05-19T16:04:02Z")
Oh, shut up. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3576 "2014-05-19T16:50:53Z")
Er, well, um, if you’re dropping by again, do pop in. Heh. And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don’t worry too much about the myrrh next time. All right? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3577 "2014-05-20T13:07:26Z")
Suppose he’s got a bunch. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3578 "2014-05-20T15:10:33Z")
Wouldn’t hear a word against him! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3579 "2014-05-20T20:23:22Z")
This bloke won’t haggle. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3580 "2014-05-21T02:25:58Z")
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