# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 184
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2014, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3661 "2014-07-01T22:28:19Z")
Fatang Fatang ZUP Boing! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3662 "2014-07-02T04:15:36Z")
We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Pen, and Nee-wom! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3663 "2014-07-02T14:46:33Z")
Read all abaht it! Read all abaht it! Man turns into Scotsman! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3664 "2014-07-04T01:25:11Z")
Oh mother, don’t be so sentimental. Things explode every day. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3665 "2014-07-04T02:19:50Z")
Good evening and welcome to another edition of ‘Storage Jars’. On tonight’s programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3666 "2014-07-04T03:04:53Z")
Right, you’re in. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3667 "2014-07-04T14:28:13Z")
Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week’s request death. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2014, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3668 "2014-07-05T03:42:17Z")
It’s Deirdre. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2014, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3669 "2014-07-07T15:40:35Z")
There are people with guns out there, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3670 "2014-07-07T16:39:03Z")
In this film we hope to show how not to be seen. This is Mr. E.R. Bradshaw of Napier Court, Black Lion Road London SE5. He can not be seen. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3671 "2014-07-07T19:54:21Z")
Do you want to come upstairs? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2014, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3672 "2014-07-07T20:36:07Z")
I’ve noticed a tendency for this program to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I’m not having things getting silly. Those last two sketches I did got very silly indeed. And that last one about the beds was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do, except perhaps my wife and some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that’s beside the point. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3673 "2014-07-08T00:04:06Z")
Ah! Sir Philip Sidney. 'Tis good to see thee on these shores again. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3674 "2014-07-08T02:27:51Z")
Hello, and a very warm welcome from the Tower ballroom suite at Reading, where there’s very little in it, they’re neck and neck, crop and grummit, real rack and saddle, brick and bucket, horse and tooth, cap and thigh, arse over tip, they’re absolutely birds of a feather, there’s not a new pin in it, you couldn’t get a melon between them. Well, now, everything rests on the formation event and here come North West with the Mambo. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3675 "2014-07-08T14:56:14Z")
The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer hot lands in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3676 "2014-07-08T15:14:52Z")
It’s pining for the fjords. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3677 "2014-07-08T15:41:03Z")
Ken, 25, is a mounted policeman with a difference… and what a difference. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3678 "2014-07-08T21:42:29Z")
Oh, King eh? Very nice. And how’d you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2014, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3679 "2014-07-09T15:01:18Z")
I’ve heard of unisex but I’ve never had it. ---
**Author:** ![Srsly\_Dad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Srsly\_Dad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Srsly_Dad)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3680 "2014-07-09T17:07:18Z")
I’m sorry to have kept you waiting, but I’m afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=183) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=185)