# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 185
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2014, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3681 "2014-07-10T13:00:58Z")
Oh I’m sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3682 "2014-07-10T14:46:05Z")
We have a lot of trouble with these oldies. Pension day’s the worst - they go mad. As soon as they get their hands on their money they blow it all on milk, bread, tea, tin of meat for the cat. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2014, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3683 "2014-07-10T22:14:01Z")
Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2014, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3684 "2014-07-11T01:05:08Z")
It’s perfectly ordinary banter, Squiffy. Bally Jerry…pranged his kite right in the how’s yer father…hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper’s and caught his can in the Bertie. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3685 "2014-07-11T03:04:23Z")
Me heap big fan Cicely Courtneidge… She fine actress … she make interpretation heap subtle … she heap good diction and timing … she make part really live for Indian brave. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2014, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3686 "2014-07-12T11:54:22Z")
Look! I’m not absolutely certain, but, well I do rather get the impression that there is someone actually knocking on the door at this very moment. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2014, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3687 "2014-07-12T15:46:26Z")
When moon high over prairie, when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley, we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each… Stage manager, Stan Wilson, heap good friend Redfoot tribe. After show we go pow-wow speakum with director, Sandy Camp, in snug bar of Bell and Compasses. Him mighty fine director. Him heap famous. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3688 "2014-07-12T15:54:00Z")
No. 1. The Larch. The… Larch. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3689 "2014-07-13T09:20:08Z")
Rule six - there is _no_ rule six! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3690 "2014-07-13T16:12:45Z")
We do _Dial M for Murder_. Chief Running Elk - him kill buffalo with bare hands, run thousand paces when the sun is high - him play Chief Inspector Hardy. Heap good fine actor. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3691 "2014-07-13T19:10:54Z")
Heh. An official HM Ministry of Silly Walks wristwatch: [http://www.northernsun.com/Silly-Walks-Monty-Python-Watch-(2358).html](http://www.northernsun.com/Silly-Walks-Monty-Python-Watch-%282358%29.html) ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3692 "2014-07-13T19:58:50Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Heh. An official HM Ministry of Silly Walks wristwatch: [http://www.northernsun.com/Silly-Walks-Monty-Python-Watch-(2358).html](http://www.northernsun.com/Silly-Walks-Monty-Python-Watch-%282358%29.html) That’s nice dear. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3693 "2014-07-13T21:13:31Z")
Is your name not Bruce, then? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2014, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3694 "2014-07-13T22:59:25Z")
We are no longer the knights who say Ni. We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3695 "2014-07-15T02:12:38Z")
It’s like those miserable psalms. They’re _so_ depressing. Now knock it off. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3696 "2014-07-15T02:25:03Z")
I can’t tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2014, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3697 "2014-07-15T16:00:02Z")
Llamas are larger than frogs. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2014, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3698 "2014-07-16T04:34:37Z")
It’s not that, sir, it’s just … I’d rather eat Hodges. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2014, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3699 "2014-07-16T05:57:30Z")
And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2014, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3700 "2014-07-17T14:58:59Z")
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