# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 190
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3781 "2014-08-06T17:49:41Z")
I’m not surprised you didn’t get it - it was, in fact, a trick question. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3782 "2014-08-06T19:01:20Z")
It’s…no…no…it’s…it’s…it’s… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3783 "2014-08-06T19:55:39Z")
Don’t call me señor! I’m not a Spanish person. You must call me Mr. Biggles, or Group Captain Biggles, or Mary Biggles if I’m dressed as my wife, but never señor. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3784 "2014-08-06T23:27:59Z")
Mr Neutron! The man whose incredible power has made him the most feared man of all time… waits for his moment to destroy this little world utterly! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3785 "2014-08-07T02:58:17Z")
There’s a whole horde of them marauding Visigoths to see y’all. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3786 "2014-08-07T03:14:08Z")
Mr. Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the “India Overland” – and nothing else! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3787 "2014-08-07T13:44:01Z")
Dear King Haakon, I am not dictating. What? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3788 "2014-08-07T13:47:27Z")
And now for something more completely different… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3789 "2014-08-09T00:06:21Z")
Aw, sorry, squire, I scratched the record…sorry, squire, I scratched the record…sorry, squire, I scratched the record…sorry, squire, I scratched the record…sorry, squire, I scratched the record… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3790 "2014-08-09T01:01:16Z")
Oh, oh, ‘courtesan’, oh aren’t we grand. Harlot’s not good enough for us eh? Paramour, concubine, _fille de joie_. That’s what we are not. Well, listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that’s what you are. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3791 "2014-08-09T02:19:30Z")
Arthur Figgis is an idiot. A village idiot. Tonight we look at the idiot in society. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3792 "2014-08-09T03:51:39Z")
Bloody peasant! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3793 "2014-08-09T04:40:22Z")
What if he’s got a poin-ted stick? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3794 "2014-08-10T16:57:54Z")
Then you shall die. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3795 "2014-08-10T17:10:34Z")
Hey, I didn’t even eat the mousse. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3796 "2014-08-10T23:12:35Z")
One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it later: ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2014, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3797 "2014-08-11T01:56:08Z")
Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2014, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3798 "2014-08-11T02:08:14Z")
But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot long, it is, in fact, sixty foot long, all right? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2014, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3799 "2014-08-11T17:04:38Z")
We have a lot of trouble with these oldies. Pension day’s the worst - they go mad. As soon as they get their hands on their money they blow it all on milk, bread, tea, tin of meat for the cat. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3800 "2014-08-12T17:48:36Z")
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