# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 196
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3901 "2014-10-04T01:03:10Z")
I’ve noticed a tendency for this programme to get rather silly. Now, I do my best to keep things moving along, but I’m not having things getting silly. Those two last sketches I did got very silly indeed, and that last one about the bed was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do… except perhaps my wife and some of her friends… oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do. But that’s beside the point. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3902 "2014-10-07T15:10:54Z")
Yes, it’s Attila the Nun. A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3903 "2014-10-08T03:54:45Z")
You see that? That’s where I was born. You know, one day, my… my mother, she put me on her knee and she said to me: “Gaston, my son, the world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and love everyone, try to make everyone happy, and bring peace and contentment everywhere you go.” And so, I became a waiter. Well, it’s… it’s not much of a philosophy, I know… but, well… fuck you! I can live my own life in my own way if I want to! Fuck off, don’t come following me! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3904 "2014-10-08T17:00:30Z")
Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable, Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table, David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was twice as sloshed as Schlegel. There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach yer 'bout the raising of the wrist, Socrates himself was permanently pissed. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3905 "2014-10-15T15:35:08Z")
Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who’s a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig’s been a real gas man. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2014, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3906 "2014-10-16T02:18:02Z")
Nasty little piece of work, he is. I hate him! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3907 "2014-10-22T03:09:36Z")
Splitter! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3908 "2014-10-22T14:18:18Z")
Lovely spam, wonderful spam Spam, spam, spam, spam ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3909 "2014-10-22T15:24:55Z")
In 1970, the british empire lay in ruins, foreign nationals frequented the streets - many of them hungarians (not the streets - the foreign nationals). Anyway, many of these hungarians went into tobacconist’s shops to buy cigarettes ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2014, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3910 "2014-10-23T15:18:57Z")
My nipples explode with delight! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2014, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3911 "2014-10-23T15:32:19Z")
No, no. I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly, in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3912 "2014-10-23T18:17:34Z")
Is it true that the police are using dachshunds to combat the crime wave? And can the head of the Vice Squad turn himself into an albatross whenever he wants to? Just what are the police up to? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3913 "2014-10-24T22:31:42Z")
Hoo hoo hoo ho. The little wascal has spiwit! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3914 "2014-10-27T03:23:49Z")
I meant, Your Majesty, that uh, like a doughnut your arrival gives us pleasure and your departure merely makes us hungry for more. Right, Your Majesty is like a stream of bat’s piss. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3915 "2014-10-27T03:54:46Z")
Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3916 "2014-10-27T13:18:42Z")
That’s all right - you can put the dead Indian in the spare room on top of the dung. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3917 "2014-10-27T17:48:16Z")
Splunge! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3918 "2014-10-27T23:59:05Z")
No pooftahs! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3919 "2014-10-28T16:31:34Z")
Better get a bucket - I’m gonna throw up. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3920 "2014-10-28T17:18:44Z")
We use choicest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish ram’s bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue and garnished with lark’s vomit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=195) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=197)