# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 199
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3961 "2014-11-20T23:59:09Z")
I’ve been told Dinsdale Piranha nailed your head to the floor. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3962 "2014-11-21T01:01:47Z")
I got better. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3963 "2014-11-21T04:02:15Z")
What is your name, Jew? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2014, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3964 "2014-11-21T16:28:56Z")
There are some who call me…Tim? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2014, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3965 "2014-11-22T22:40:37Z")
Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Inspector Tiger. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2014, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3966 "2014-11-23T05:33:20Z")
Now the first thing to do when you’re being stalked by an ugly mob with redcurrants is to – release the tiger! The great advantage of the tiger in unarmed combat is that he eats not only the fruit-laden foe but also the redcurrants. Tigers however do not relish the peach. The peach assailant should be attacked with a crocodile. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2014, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3967 "2014-11-23T06:43:39Z")
Uhh… I think I’d better come clean with you about this. It’s, um – it’s not a virus, I’m afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg. What we’re looking for here is, I think – and this is no more than an educated guess, I’d like to make that clear – is some multicellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long, and of the genus _Felis Horribilis._ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3968 "2014-11-24T15:38:23Z")
“Moping,” yes, good, I’m going to have to remember that. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3969 "2014-11-26T17:52:37Z")
[You bastard!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUS4TpBry6c) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3970 "2014-11-26T18:38:44Z")
What, the curtains? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3971 "2014-11-26T19:21:12Z")
[You bastards.](http://www.antiserious.com/2014/10/14/video-monty-pythons-witty-take-on-literary-parasitism-at-oscar-wildes-residence/) (2:25) ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2014, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3972 "2014-11-27T01:39:18Z")
Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we’ll be meeting a man who does gardening. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2014, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3973 "2014-11-27T02:02:54Z")
Croquet hoops look damn pretty this afternoon. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3974 "2014-11-27T02:21:05Z")
You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what’s coming to you! I’ll bite your legs off! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2014, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3975 "2014-11-27T05:50:37Z")
You have to admit, you _do_ have a big nose. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2014, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3976 "2014-11-27T10:37:21Z")
No, no. It’s just that there are twenty-eight of them. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2014, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3977 "2014-11-27T19:32:58Z")
Dinsdale…? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2014, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3978 "2014-11-27T20:46:49Z")
[You lucky bastard!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5i1cJIwE7M) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2014, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3979 "2014-11-28T03:27:29Z")
I think I’ll just go for a walk. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2014, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/3980 "2014-11-28T03:40:25Z")
It’s not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg isn’t silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=198) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=200)