# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/21 "2010-04-24T19:35:01Z")
Oh, intercourse the penguin. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/22 "2010-04-24T19:52:45Z")
Man. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/23 "2010-04-24T20:04:30Z")
It’s bleedin’ demised. ---
**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/24 "2010-04-24T20:19:21Z")
What’s a hen-teaser? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/25 "2010-04-24T20:26:57Z")
He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/26 "2010-04-24T20:31:04Z")
> [@Ichbin\_Dubist](#): > > What’s a hen-teaser? You know . . . _thingy!_ ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/27 "2010-04-24T20:41:48Z")
But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn’t room, the ambiguity has put on weight. ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/28 "2010-04-24T20:53:20Z")
Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming it was offside. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/29 "2010-04-24T21:00:46Z")
Semprini! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/30 "2010-04-24T21:03:06Z")
We love the Yangtze, Yangtze-kaiang! ---
**Author:** ![Ian\_D.Bergkamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Ian\_D.Bergkamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ian_D.Bergkamp)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/31 "2010-04-24T21:10:27Z")
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/32 "2010-04-24T21:40:24Z")
Oh, molluscs, I thought you said bacon. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/33 "2010-04-24T21:45:25Z")
Splunge. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/34 "2010-04-24T22:00:11Z")
Oh dear. The penguin on the television’s exploded. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/35 "2010-04-24T22:03:39Z")
Use the megaphone! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/36 "2010-04-24T22:37:22Z")
Albatross! Albatross! ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/37 "2010-04-24T23:01:35Z")
Finally sir…a wafer thin mint… ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/38 "2010-04-24T23:25:33Z")
It’s ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/39 "2010-04-24T23:28:00Z")
The comfy pillow! ---
**Author:** ![Blut\_Aus\_Nord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Blut\_Aus\_Nord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blut_Aus_Nord)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/40 "2010-04-24T23:39:46Z")
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