# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 203
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2015, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4041 "2015-01-05T21:21:39Z")
What a strange person. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4042 "2015-01-06T03:56:46Z")
It IS the rabbit! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4043 "2015-01-06T17:02:03Z")
I should say not. Dinsdale was a perfectly normal person in every way. Except in as much as he was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he referred to as Spiny Norman. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4044 "2015-01-07T05:11:53Z")
Does that not fit in with your plans? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4045 "2015-01-07T05:48:16Z")
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër? See the løveli lakes. The wøndërful telephøne system. And mäni interesting furry animals. Including the majestik møøse… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4046 "2015-01-07T15:29:21Z")
What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4047 "2015-01-07T17:15:40Z")
Say no more, say no more. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4048 "2015-01-07T21:31:48Z")
Oh, I thought you were complaining about the music. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4049 "2015-01-07T21:50:16Z")
_“Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too I love to hear you oralize, when I’m between your thighs You blow me away! Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you I’ll sit on your face and let my love be truly Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine And we’ll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play 'Till we’re blown away!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4050 "2015-01-08T03:32:34Z")
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2015, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4051 "2015-01-10T15:35:04Z")
\*You came on my pillo–w \* \ \ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4052 "2015-01-11T17:35:54Z")
I like traffic lights, although my name’s not Damber. I like traffic lights, I…Oh, God. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4053 "2015-01-12T01:22:56Z")
My brother’s clumsy, Colonel. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4054 "2015-01-12T02:20:15Z")
_Oooh get her! Whoops! I’ve got your number, ducky. You couldn’t afford me, dear. (two three) I’d scratch your eyes out! Don’t come the brigadier bit with us, dear We all know where you’ve been, you military fairy!_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4055 "2015-01-12T05:19:34Z")
I’m afraid we’re fresh out of Red Leicester. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4056 "2015-01-13T15:59:10Z")
Well, strangling animals, golf and masturbating. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4057 "2015-01-13T18:24:20Z")
What a great twit! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4058 "2015-01-13T18:36:46Z")
Well, the competitors will be off in a moment so let me just identify for you. Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith has an O-level in chemo-hygiene. Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-Harris, married to a very attractive table lamp. Nigel Incubator-Jones - his best friend is a tree, and in his spare time he’s a stockbroker. Gervaise Brook-Hampster is in the Guards, and his father uses him as a wastepaper basket. And finally Oliver St John-Mollusc, Harrow and the Guards, thought by many to be this year’s outstanding twit. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4059 "2015-01-13T19:11:07Z")
Ni! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4060 "2015-01-15T15:44:03Z")
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