# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 207
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4121 "2015-02-10T17:41:13Z")
I’ve got a second-hand apron. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4122 "2015-02-10T17:52:04Z")
Sir Robin “the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir Lancelot,” who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4123 "2015-02-10T23:46:14Z")
…and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4124 "2015-02-11T21:14:40Z")
Oh, so you’re Italian, are you? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4125 "2015-02-11T21:56:03Z")
I’m French. Why do you sink I have zis outrageous accent, you silly king? ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4126 "2015-02-11T22:37:31Z")
Miserable fat Belgian bastards!! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4127 "2015-02-12T01:36:35Z")
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4128 "2015-02-12T05:56:47Z")
Couldn’t you have your balls cut off? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4129 "2015-02-12T15:58:23Z")
Ken was a mounted policeman with a difference. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4130 "2015-02-13T15:50:04Z")
No. 1. The Larch. The… Larch. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2015, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4131 "2015-02-15T23:10:28Z")
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore riding through the land Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore without a merry band He steals from the poor and gives to the rich Stupid bitch ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4132 "2015-02-16T00:42:59Z")
Hang on a tick. This redistribution of wealth’s trickier than I thought. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4133 "2015-02-16T01:26:23Z")
The BBC would like 'to announce that the next scene is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence, involving people’s heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion. There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there’s another bit where I’ll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it’s just the way he’s holding the spear. Because of the unsuitability of the scene, the BBC will be replacing it with a scene from a repeat of “Gardening Club” for 1958. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4134 "2015-02-16T01:39:54Z")
Now, write it out a hundred times. If it’s not done by sunrise, I’ll cut your balls off. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4135 "2015-02-16T15:16:45Z")
The colonel’s a joker, Luigi. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2015, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4136 "2015-02-16T17:13:58Z")
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4137 "2015-02-17T18:19:30Z")
And now for something completely different. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2015, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4138 "2015-02-17T21:00:17Z")
There is NO Rule 6. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4139 "2015-02-19T02:31:35Z")
Right. Your Majesty is like a dose of clap. Before you arrive is pleasure, but after is a pain in the dong. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4140 "2015-02-19T02:59:09Z")
Moping, yes, hmmm, very good Must remember that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=206) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=208)