# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 216
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4301 "2015-05-19T16:46:13Z")
And on my right - putting the case against the Government - is a small patch of brown liquid… which could be creosote or some extract used in industrial varnishing. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4302 "2015-05-19T17:12:04Z")
Oh king, eh, very nice. An’ how’d you get that, eh? By exploitin’ the workers! By ‘angin’ on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an’ social differences in our society! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4303 "2015-05-20T15:27:23Z")
I don’t care how fucking runny it is; hand it over with all speed. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4304 "2015-05-23T01:14:55Z")
Well, obviously it’s not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4305 "2015-05-23T01:54:30Z")
“It’s hotter than a monkey’s bum in here, Your Majesty,” he said, and she smiled quietly to herself. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4306 "2015-05-23T06:27:01Z")
Old woman! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4307 "2015-05-23T19:20:22Z")
So, on June 7th, 1783, the Montgolfier brothers had a really good wash … starting on his face and arms, Joseph Michael Montgolfier went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That June night, he and his brother between them washed seventeen square feet of body area. They used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4308 "2015-05-24T00:08:46Z")
It’s a man’s life in the cardiff rooms, libya ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4309 "2015-05-24T03:23:26Z")
Lemming, Lemming, Lemming of the BDA Lemming, Lemming, Lemming of the BD - Lemming of the BD - Lemming of the BDA!!! ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2015, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4310 "2015-05-24T04:46:42Z")
If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2015, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4311 "2015-05-25T01:04:32Z")
And for those of you who prefer drama - there’s sport. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2015, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4312 "2015-05-25T01:41:49Z")
The stuff of history is indeed woven in the woof. Pearl Harbour. There are pages in history’s book which are written on the grand scale. Events so momentous that they dwarf man and time alike. And such is the Battle of Pearl Harbour, re-enacted for us now by the women of Barley Townswomen’s Guild. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2015, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4313 "2015-05-25T04:03:05Z")
It’s a man’s life in the British Dental Association. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4314 "2015-05-26T15:25:53Z")
My hovercraft is full of eels. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4315 "2015-05-26T15:41:57Z")
Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, you have been convicted, by twelve good persons and true, of the crime of first degree making of gratuitous, sexist jokes in a moving picture. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4316 "2015-05-26T15:45:56Z")
Stop talking to the camera. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4317 "2015-05-31T21:17:48Z")
A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2015, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4318 "2015-05-31T21:31:05Z")
I’m a very rich film producer and I need a lobotomy ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2015, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4319 "2015-05-31T22:20:37Z")
Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o’clock in the morning? That doesn’t sound very wise to me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2015, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4320 "2015-05-31T23:44:41Z")
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