# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 219
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2015, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4361 "2015-06-20T06:00:32Z")
Yes, the mollusk is a randy little fellow whose primitive brain scarcely strays from the subject of the you know what. ---
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2015, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4362 "2015-06-20T06:27:47Z")
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis? ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2015, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4363 "2015-06-20T06:42:22Z")
Hey, look. Howard’s being eaten. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2015, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4364 "2015-06-20T12:04:49Z")
It was a most elusive fish. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2015, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4365 "2015-06-20T17:59:37Z")
Splunge! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4366 "2015-06-21T00:21:17Z")
And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4367 "2015-06-25T20:06:18Z")
Lucky we didn’t say anything about the dirty knife. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4368 "2015-06-25T20:46:59Z")
Oh! What wouldn’t I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face… ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4369 "2015-06-27T23:45:06Z")
Oh, oh, ‘courtesan’, oh aren’t we grand. Harlot’s not good enough for us eh? Paramour, concubine, fille de joie. That’s what we are not. Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that’s what you are. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4370 "2015-06-28T04:13:08Z")
You get _Gone with the Wind, Les Miserables_ by Victor Hugo, _The French Lieutenant’s Woman_ and with every third book you get dung. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4371 "2015-06-28T14:48:11Z")
Proust’s novel ostensibly tells of the irrevocability of time lost, the forfeiture of innocence through experience, the reinstallment of extra-temporal values of time regained, ultimately the novel is both optimistic and set within the context of a humane religious experience, re-stating as it does the concept of intemporality. In the first volume, Swarm, the family friend visits… ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4372 "2015-06-28T16:18:30Z")
Oh, cut your own head off! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4373 "2015-06-28T19:32:05Z")
Right! Stop that! It’s SILLY. Very SILLY indeed! Started off as a nice little idea about old ladies attacking young men, but now it’s just got SILLY! His hair’s too long for a vicar, too, and you can tell those are not proper keep-left signs! Clear out, the lot of you! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4374 "2015-06-29T06:27:14Z")
And do you in fact have two sheds? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4375 "2015-06-29T14:17:01Z")
Where? ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4376 "2015-06-29T16:33:30Z")
Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I’d like to get my fingers around those knockers. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4377 "2015-06-30T13:49:07Z")
Oh, good morning. Umm, have you come to arrange a holiday or would you like a blow job? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4378 "2015-07-01T14:08:49Z")
_The Roonettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History_, please. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4379 "2015-07-01T14:38:15Z")
I can’t tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/4380 "2015-07-03T13:52:24Z")
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