# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 255
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2016, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5081 "2016-04-08T14:44:11Z")
Oh! What wouldn’t I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2016, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5082 "2016-04-08T19:23:00Z")
Lovely people, the Romans. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2016, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5083 "2016-04-08T23:11:09Z")
She has…HUGE…tracks of land! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2016, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5084 "2016-04-09T04:38:23Z")
(I think that’s “tracts”) Gimme the 'oop! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2016, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5085 "2016-04-09T04:39:54Z")
Oh yes Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other’s houses with each other’s property all day long. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2016, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5086 "2016-04-09T16:52:51Z")
Oh, you never know till you try. Look at Mrs Brando’s son next door. He was mending the fridge when they came and asked him to be the Wild One. What do they want you to do? ---
**Author:** ![Medici](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Medici](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medici)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2016, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5087 "2016-04-10T03:26:11Z")
Various villainous vestal virgins vehemently venerated vesicular ventriloquists. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2016, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5088 "2016-04-10T03:36:13Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > (I think that’s “tracts”) > > Gimme the 'oop! :smack: Don’t worry, sir, you’re among friends now, sir…Mr Bradford, Mr Crawley…These are our fitters, sir. We’ve had a lot of experience in this field and we do pride ourselves we offer the best and most discreet service available. I don’t know whether you’ll believe this sir, but one of us is actually wearing a toupee at this moment… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2016, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5089 "2016-04-10T15:13:17Z")
In 1945, peace broke out. The jokes were over. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2016, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5090 "2016-04-10T16:06:16Z")
You can hear episode two of, “A Minute Passed,” tomorrow night at a minute past. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2016, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5091 "2016-04-10T18:30:45Z")
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2016, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5092 "2016-04-11T00:57:42Z")
What is the capital of Assyria? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2016, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5093 "2016-04-11T02:45:01Z")
SQUAD! Camp it… UP! ---
**Author:** ![Medici](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Medici](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medici)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2016, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5094 "2016-04-11T09:55:43Z")
There are more things in heaven and earth, you know. No, there aren’t. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2016, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5095 "2016-04-11T14:34:49Z")
Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2016, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5096 "2016-04-11T14:53:54Z")
Are you insinuating something? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2016, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5097 "2016-04-11T15:29:30Z")
Morning, madam, I’ve come to read your poet. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2016, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5098 "2016-04-11T15:43:28Z")
Are you sure you’re not an encyclopedia salesman? ---
**Author:** ![Medici](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Medici](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medici)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5099 "2016-04-12T01:40:45Z")
Wouldn’t you just die without Mahler? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5100 "2016-04-12T03:21:08Z")
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