# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 256
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5101 "2016-04-12T05:20:57Z")
What’s so special about the cheesemakers? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5102 "2016-04-12T13:27:14Z")
Oh, I’m up to page 39, where Peter Pan first manifests himself. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5103 "2016-04-12T13:40:21Z")
Don’t come here with that posh talk you nasty, stuck-up twit. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5104 "2016-04-12T14:30:14Z")
Well it’s funny you should ask that, but I’ve just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently you can either hit them with the book, or, you can shoot them just there, just above the beak. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5105 "2016-04-13T00:48:59Z")
Or suicide. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5106 "2016-04-13T01:18:37Z")
Brave Sir Robin ran away…Bravely ran away away ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5107 "2016-04-13T06:01:22Z")
We shall say ‘ni’ again to you, if you do not appease us. ---
**Author:** ![Medici](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Medici](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medici)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5108 "2016-04-13T08:20:00Z")
Now listen up, you pathetic, downtrodden, beaten, tortured, starved, and generally very badly treated slaves, you’re here for the long haul - so get used to it! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5109 "2016-04-13T14:38:12Z")
I might be arguing in my spare time. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2016, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5110 "2016-04-14T03:41:24Z")
I know. I know you can’t. I didn’t want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake. ---
**Author:** ![Medici](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Medici](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medici)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2016, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5111 "2016-04-14T06:41:22Z")
Ah, moon of my delight who know’st no wane … Another bloody alien! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2016, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5112 "2016-04-14T12:33:40Z")
Who shall declare this good, that ill When good and ill so intertwine But to fulfil the vast design of an omniscient will. When seeming again but turns to loss When earthly treasure proves but dross And what seems lost but turns again To high eternal gain. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2016, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5113 "2016-04-14T14:16:30Z")
And what is the name of your ravishing wife?..Wait. Don’t tell me - it’s something to do with moonlight - it goes with her eyes - it’s soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2016, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5114 "2016-04-14T16:38:21Z")
Stop that, stop that! You’re not going to do a song while I’m here. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2016, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5115 "2016-04-14T20:05:57Z")
It’s Deidre. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2016, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5116 "2016-04-14T21:52:34Z")
I’m 37. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5117 "2016-04-15T00:13:38Z")
“Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! … Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.” ---
**Author:** ![Medici](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Medici](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medici)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5118 "2016-04-15T00:23:01Z")
I say, Barnes. Did you put something in Mr. Fothergill’s drink? No, sir. Then why is he squirming on the carpet like that, clutching his throat and his eyes popping out? Indigestion, sir? Gin ingestion more likely, Barnes. Gather Mr. Fothergill up and prop him against the wall. Mr. Fothergill is three times my size, sir. Then get a crane or something, Barnes. Think laterally, man! ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5119 "2016-04-15T02:50:50Z")
Any-THING goes in! Any-THING goes out! Fish, bananas, old pajamas, Mutton! Beef! and Trout! ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5120 "2016-04-15T05:46:23Z")
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