# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 270
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2016, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5381 "2016-07-12T19:57:12Z")
Kamikaze please. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5382 "2016-07-13T20:02:37Z")
You’re fooling yourself. We’re living in a dictatorship! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2016, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5383 "2016-07-16T15:09:12Z")
Oh well we sometimes feel we’re to blame in some way for what our gran’s become. I mean she used to be happy here until she, she started on the crochet. Yeah. Now she can’t do without it. Twenty balls of wool a day, sometimes. If she can’t get the wool she gets violent. What can we do about it? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5384 "2016-07-21T16:02:35Z")
It’s not pining, it’s passed on. This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be. It’s expired and gone to meet its maker.This is a late parrot. It’s a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies. It’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5385 "2016-07-21T16:59:05Z")
'Ere, he says he’s not dead. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5386 "2016-07-23T01:09:16Z")
Comrades. Bolsheviks. Friends of the Revolution. I have returned. The bloodstained shadow of Stalinist repression is past. I bring you new light of Permanent Revolution. Comrades, I may once have been ousted from power, I may have been expelled from the party in 1927, I may have been deported in 1929 but I’m just an old-fashioned girl, with an old-fashioned mind. Comrades, I don’t want to destroy in order to build, I don’t want a state founded on hate and division I want an old-fashioned house with an old-fashioned fence, and an old-fashioned millionaire. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5387 "2016-07-23T04:57:40Z")
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5388 "2016-07-24T03:42:56Z")
If there’s any more stock film of women applauding, I shall clear the court! ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5389 "2016-07-25T23:44:25Z")
Hallo. Uh, can we have your liver? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5390 "2016-07-25T23:54:45Z")
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say “Let me tell you something” and “I just wanna say this.” Well, you’re dead now, so shut up! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5391 "2016-07-26T00:22:08Z")
What? I don’t know tha- _Aiyeeeah!_ ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5392 "2016-07-26T14:59:34Z")
Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5393 "2016-07-26T15:10:57Z")
It hasn’t got any bloody flavor. It’s a bloody seabird, innit? ALBATROSS! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5394 "2016-07-26T18:50:12Z")
God exists, by three falls, to one submission. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5395 "2016-07-26T23:20:37Z")
You’re in great peril! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5396 "2016-07-28T01:25:36Z")
You’ll never get away with this, you porn merchant. Blimey! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5397 "2016-07-28T02:10:04Z")
The EXPURGATED version of Olsen’s Standard Book of British Birds?!?!?!?!? ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5398 "2016-07-28T03:44:19Z")
Keith, you claim you can send bricks to sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5399 "2016-07-28T03:58:03Z")
Now, my good wife. Whilst I rest, read to me a while from Shakespeare’s _Gay Boys in Bondage_. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5400 "2016-07-28T14:36:33Z")
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