# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 275
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5481 "2016-08-25T02:39:02Z")
Well done Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: ‘Molto bene, Giuseppe’. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5482 "2016-08-25T03:45:01Z")
No, no, no. The shoe is a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5483 "2016-08-25T15:48:18Z")
Each nasty little hornet Each beastly little squid Who made the spiky urchin? Who made the sharks? He did! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5484 "2016-08-26T00:43:41Z")
No, no. Look. This shed business, it doesn’t really matter at all, the sheds aren’t important. It’s just a few friends call me Two Sheds and that’s all there is to it. I wish you’d ask me about my music. I’m a composer. People always ask me about the sheds, they’ve got it out of proportion, I’m fed up with the shed, I wish I’d never got it in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5485 "2016-08-26T00:47:44Z")
The Minister for Not Listening to People toured Batley today to investigate allegations of victimization in home-loan improvement grants, made last week by the Shadow Minister for Judging People at First Sight, to be marginally worse than they actually are. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2016, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5486 "2016-08-26T04:08:59Z")
All things scabbed and ulcerous, All pox both great and small, Putrid, foul and gangrenous, The Lord God made them all. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2016, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5487 "2016-08-27T03:51:48Z")
Do you want to come upstairs? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2016, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5488 "2016-08-27T06:33:11Z")
Exactly. Birds is the key to the whole problem. It’s my belief that these sheep are laborin’ under the misapprehension that they’re birds. Observe their behavior. Take for a start the sheeps’ tendency to 'op about the field on their back legs. Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as…plummet. Observe for example that ewe in that oak tree. She is clearly trying to teach her lamb to fly. Talk about the blind leading the blind. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2016, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5489 "2016-08-27T08:06:50Z")
O Lord, please don’t burn us. Don’t grill or toast Your flock. Don’t put us on the barbecue Or simmer us in stock. Don’t braise or bake or boil us Or stir-fry us in a wok. Oh, please don’t lightly poach us Or baste us with hot fat. Don’t fricassee or roast us Or boil us in a vat, And please don’t stick Thy servants, Lord, In a Rotissomat. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2016, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5490 "2016-08-27T10:13:03Z")
Pie Jesu Domine, Dona eis requiem… _[thwack!!!]_ Pie Jesu Domine, Dona eis requiem… _[thwack!!!]_ Pie Jesu Domine, Dona eis requiem… _[thwack!!!]_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2016, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5491 "2016-08-27T17:53:09Z")
and now for something completely different: ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5492 "2016-08-29T00:25:39Z")
Well, as I say, we’ve always been good friends, sharing the interests, the gardening and so on, the model aeroplanes, the sixpenny bottle for the holiday money, and indeed twice a month settling down in the evenings doing the accounts, something which, er, Deirdre, Deirdre that’s my wife, er, particularly looked forward to on account of her feet - I should probably have said at the outset that I’m noted for having something of a sense of humor, although I have kept myself very much to myself over the last two years notwithstanding, as it were, and it’s only as comparatively recently that I began to realize - well, er perhaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in her life. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5493 "2016-08-29T00:27:58Z")
You can go to a stoning any time. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5494 "2016-08-29T02:49:53Z")
Are there any _women_ here…? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5495 "2016-08-29T02:57:06Z")
Well, you’ve … slept with a lady … ? Yes? What’s it like? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5496 "2016-08-29T14:20:01Z")
Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffy-nosed, malodorous pervert! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5497 "2016-08-29T18:46:32Z")
Ah, well. This is where my claim falls to the ground. There’s no possible way of answering that argument, I’m afraid. I was only hoping you would not make that particular point, but I can see you’re more than a match for me! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5498 "2016-08-29T19:15:01Z")
Geoffrey was a mounted policeman - with a difference. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5499 "2016-08-29T23:24:46Z")
There is much danger, for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever crossed. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2016, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5500 "2016-08-30T01:25:06Z")
Just like my Kevin. Show him an exhibition of early eighteenth-century Dresden Pottery and he goes berserk. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=274) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=276)