# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 281
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5601 "2016-09-23T05:52:14Z")
Better get a bucket. I’m gonna throw up. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5602 "2016-09-24T01:56:18Z")
Now, sex. Sex, sex, sex. Where were we? Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5603 "2016-09-24T03:05:24Z")
I’m Brian, and so is my wife. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5604 "2016-09-24T08:47:08Z")
No, I’m only pulling your leg, it’s crucifixion really! ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5605 "2016-09-24T13:05:55Z")
You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2016, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5606 "2016-09-25T01:21:58Z")
You know… _thingie!_ ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2016, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5607 "2016-09-25T17:51:23Z")
Look, I’d had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, “that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2016, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5608 "2016-09-25T21:39:43Z")
Honestly, darling, I’m so embarrassed. It really is embarrassing. I mean, to serve salmon with botulism at a dinner party is social death for me. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5609 "2016-09-26T02:48:06Z")
Good. Everything seems to be in order. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5610 "2016-09-26T04:12:37Z")
About one - call it none. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5611 "2016-09-26T14:48:51Z")
[http://www.spotsylvania.va.us/content/15913/15925/16011/default.aspx](http://www.spotsylvania.va.us/content/15913/15925/16011/default.aspx) Haven’t been there, but I’m sure they have shrubberies, and a path! A path! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5612 "2016-09-26T15:23:10Z")
We, the People’s Front of Judea, brackets, official, end brackets, do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings to you, Brian, on this, the occasion of your martyrdom. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5613 "2016-09-26T15:29:28Z")
O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5614 "2016-09-27T03:28:12Z")
That’s just what Jesus said! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5615 "2016-09-27T14:53:42Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > [http://www.spotsylvania.va.us/content/15913/15925/16011/default.aspx](http://www.spotsylvania.va.us/content/15913/15925/16011/default.aspx) > > Haven’t been there, but I’m sure they have shrubberies, and a path! A path! I actually have been there; saw the signs coming back from Natural Bridge and couldn’t resist the temptation. Quite a bit of shrubbery around there. 😃 And now for something completely different. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5616 "2016-09-27T17:10:37Z")
That’s you, m’lud, not you, m’lud. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5617 "2016-09-28T01:41:21Z")
That I don’t know. I just don’t know. I really just don’t know. I’m afraid I really just don’t know. I’m afraid even I really just don’t know. I have to tell you I’m afraid even I really just don’t know. I’m afraid I have to tell you… … thank you … … I don’t know. Our only clue is this portion of wolf’s clothing which the killer sheep … was wearing … in yesterday’s raid on Selfridges. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5618 "2016-09-28T02:02:32Z")
This is a vegetarian restaurant — we serve no meat of any kind. We’re not only proud of that, we’re smug about it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5619 "2016-09-28T03:48:49Z")
Lark’s vomit? ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5620 "2016-09-29T14:36:44Z")
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