# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 296
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5901 "2016-12-16T11:54:58Z")
That was not five minutes just now. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5902 "2016-12-16T19:32:47Z")
'Tis a… er… 'tis a story of a man’s great love for his… fellow men. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5903 "2016-12-16T21:53:48Z")
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man. Good morning, madam, I’m a psychiatrist. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2016, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5904 "2016-12-17T05:28:59Z")
Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you’re chewing on life’s gristle, Don’t grumble, give a whistle! And this’ll help things turn out for the best And… always look on the bright side of life…! (Just read a book about the 1982 Falklands War, which included an incident in which a squad of Royal Marines, exhausted, carrying far too much gear and soaked to the skin in a driving rainstorm, threw their arms around one another and sang “Always Look On the Bright Side of Life”). ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2016, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5905 "2016-12-17T11:22:45Z")
'Tis but a scratch! ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2016, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5906 "2016-12-17T23:10:55Z")
Look, all I want you to do is change the wife, say the words, blah, blah, blah, back to my place, no questions asked. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5907 "2016-12-18T01:07:01Z")
You took out the tummy reference, then? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5908 "2016-12-18T03:03:27Z")
These Germans … we’re going to show them that no British soldier will descend to their level. Anyone found trivialising this war will face the supreme penalty that military law can provide. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5909 "2016-12-18T05:10:34Z")
I like a nice dance, you’re forced to! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5910 "2016-12-18T09:38:24Z")
_[The audience members at the back of the crowd are having trouble hearing the Sermon on the Mount.]_ **Man:** I think it was, “Blessed are the cheesemakers”! **Gregory’s wife:** What’s so special about the cheesemakers? **Gregory:** Well, obviously it’s not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturer of dairy products. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5911 "2016-12-18T16:12:35Z")
I’m only wiping the cat’s _do’s_ off. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5912 "2016-12-18T16:25:04Z")
It’s just a flesh wound. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5913 "2016-12-18T17:01:34Z")
Anyway. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5914 "2016-12-19T01:35:44Z")
You ARE a bloody milkman! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5915 "2016-12-19T02:17:17Z")
Oh, thank you, dear…you know, it’s a funny thing, dear…all the naughty words sound woody. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5916 "2016-12-19T08:58:46Z")
Can you imagine what it’s like, cutting the same hair for five years? ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5917 "2016-12-19T15:17:41Z")
MUFFIN: Ah! Hello, Duckie. SERGEANT DUCKIE: Hello, sir. How are you? MUFFIN: I’m fine thanks. How are you? DUCKIE: Well, sir, I’m a little bit moody today, sir. MUFFIN: Why’s that, Duckie? (music) DUCKIE: Because… I’m a little bit sad and lonely. Now my baby’s gone away. I’m feeling kinda blue. I don’t know just what to do. I feel a little sad today. CHORUS OF POLICE CONSTABLES: He’s a little bit sad and lonely. Now his baby’s gone away. He’s feeling kinda blue. (He don’t know) just what to do. He’s not feeling so good today. DUCKIE: Wheeeeen I smile, The sun comes flooding in. CHORUS: Da da da da da da da da. DUCKIE: Wheeeeen I’m sad, It goes behind the clouds again. DUCKIE and CHORUS: I’m (He’s) a little bit sad and lonely. Well (Now) my (his) baby’s gone away. I’m (He’s) feeling kinda– Etcetera; etcetera. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5918 "2016-12-19T16:07:17Z")
Stop that! It’s silly! Started off as a nice little idea about old ladies attacking young men, but now it’s just got silly! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5919 "2016-12-19T16:52:49Z")
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5920 "2016-12-20T00:00:51Z")
Now, alduce me to introlow myself. I’m sorry. Alself me to myduce introlow. Introme tolose mylow alself. Alme to you introself mylowduce. Excuse me a moment. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=295) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=297)