# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 297
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5921 "2016-12-20T02:56:47Z")
Australia! Australia! Australia! Australia! We love you, amen! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5922 "2016-12-20T13:59:47Z")
Time enough, I think, for a piece of wood! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5923 "2016-12-20T16:04:13Z")
Mr. Keith Maniac from Guatemala. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5924 "2016-12-21T12:18:00Z")
This is my trusty servant Patsy. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5925 "2016-12-21T15:05:54Z")
And that’s the final entry. La derniere entree. Das final entry. And now, guten abend. Das scores. The scores. Les scores. Dei scores. Oh! Scores. Ha! Scores! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5926 "2016-12-21T15:25:15Z")
_¡Cuidado, hay llamas!_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5927 "2016-12-22T07:47:20Z")
**God:** Every time I try to talk to someone it’s “sorry this” and “forgive me that” and “I’m not worthy”… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5928 "2016-12-22T15:52:04Z")
The plumage don’t enter into it! ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5929 "2016-12-22T16:06:26Z")
Yes, it was the _middle one_. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5930 "2016-12-23T01:55:31Z")
We are here today to witness the opening of a new box to replace the box which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by the Borough Council, the Ulverston Road box was removed, leaving the wall box in Esher Road as the only box for the Ulverston Road area. This new box will enable the people of the Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the post office at Turner’s Parade which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5931 "2016-12-23T04:33:17Z")
This is a vegetarian restaurant only: we serve no animal flesh of any kind. We’re not only proud of that, we’re smug about it. So if you were to come in here asking me to rip open a small defenseless chicken, so you could chew its skin and eat its intestines, then I’m afraid I’d have to ask you to leave. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5932 "2016-12-23T04:49:59Z")
There’s nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5933 "2016-12-23T05:02:40Z")
Yes, it was the film director Visconti. Five points. “An Italian film director” is not sufficient. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5934 "2016-12-24T02:36:29Z")
Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o’clock in the morning? That doesn’t sound very wise to me. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5935 "2016-12-24T07:25:40Z")
Well, you’ve had the operation, you strange person. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5936 "2016-12-24T18:51:15Z")
Number seven. Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2016, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5937 "2016-12-25T05:47:03Z")
Good evening. Tonight on “Is There” we examine the question, “Is there a life after death?” And here to discuss it are three dead people. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2016, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5938 "2016-12-25T19:31:37Z")
O Lord, we beseech thee, have mercy on our faculty, Amen! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2016, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5939 "2016-12-25T21:57:47Z")
Now, f\*ck off! ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2016, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/5940 "2016-12-26T05:48:17Z")
It needn’t be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you’ve ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=296) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=298)