# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 301
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6001 "2017-01-09T16:34:21Z")
You lucky bastard! ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6002 "2017-01-10T02:27:35Z")
- Well alright…Alright…But only…if you go on a camping holiday with me. - He asked me! He asked me! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6003 "2017-01-10T04:03:13Z")
Hello. Well, don’t leave him hanging around outside, darling. Ask him in. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6004 "2017-01-10T04:50:37Z")
A path! A path! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6005 "2017-01-10T09:06:40Z")
This is how it goes. The next thing I’m going to say is my theory. Ready? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6006 "2017-01-10T20:01:10Z")
Kiss me, Hardy! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6007 "2017-01-11T00:53:17Z")
9.1 … 9.3 … 9.7 … that’s 28.1 for Genghis Khan. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6008 "2017-01-11T17:15:28Z")
This was Kevin Francis before last season’s ‘Trim-Jean Play of the Month’ production of ‘The Seagull’ by Anton Chekhov and the Sauna Belt Trim-Jean Company Limited. See Kevin has slipped into his slenderizing garment and is inflating it with the handy little pump provided. Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. _(same shot but very old, skinny John Hughman has replaced Terry J)_ Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6009 "2017-01-11T18:43:18Z")
Don’t call us. We’ll call you. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6010 "2017-01-12T08:55:43Z")
Lemon curry? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6011 "2017-01-12T14:43:38Z")
You want for them to pull up their skirts… ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6012 "2017-01-12T15:31:22Z")
Thanks, Jackie. Great idea. How to play the flute. _(picking up a flute)_ Well here we are. You blow there and you move your fingers up and down here. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6013 "2017-01-12T17:30:06Z")
We use choicest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish ram’s bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue and garnished with lark’s vomit. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6014 "2017-01-12T20:13:47Z")
Fuck off, I’m full. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6015 "2017-01-13T06:40:35Z")
It’s only got three rats in it! Rather a lot, really… ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6016 "2017-01-13T15:11:25Z")
Yeah, it’s hidden in his trousers! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6017 "2017-01-13T17:33:04Z")
Yes, it was the \*middle \*one. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6018 "2017-01-14T00:07:44Z")
The BBC wishes to deny rumours that it is going into liquidation. Mrs Kelly, who owns the flat where they live, has said that they can stay on till the end of the month … (he is handed a piece of paper) and we’ve just heard that Hugh Weldon’s watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board and transmissions for this evening can be continued as planned. (he coughs and pulls the blanket tighter round his shoulders) That’s all from me so… goodnight. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6019 "2017-01-14T02:17:17Z")
What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6020 "2017-01-14T06:30:30Z")
Dead bishop on the landing. What’s his diocese? How should I know what his diocese is? It’s stamped on the back of his neck. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=300) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=302)