# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 303
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6041 "2017-01-17T16:04:30Z")
Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we’ll be meeting a man who does gardening. But first on the show we’ve got a man who speaks entirely in anagrams. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6042 "2017-01-18T01:14:49Z")
Sey, sey - taht si crreoct, er - ta the mnemot I’m wroking on ‘The Mating of the Wersh’. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6043 "2017-01-18T16:02:26Z")
It’s the Cutty Sark. It’s a model I’ve been making in the dark for some years now. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6044 "2017-01-18T22:38:47Z")
What a stupid concept. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6045 "2017-01-18T22:56:58Z")
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, Riding through the night, He steals from the poor, And gives to the rich, Stupid b… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6046 "2017-01-19T05:31:18Z")
“Splunge” for me too, yes, definitely, sir. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6047 "2017-01-19T11:50:22Z")
Am I right in thinking there’s a real frog in here? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6048 "2017-01-19T15:15:41Z")
He’s scarpered! ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6049 "2017-01-19T15:25:06Z")
Now then Horton, you’ve been with us for twenty years, and your work in the accounts department has been immaculate _(the city gent starts to speak; the boss suppresses another burst of laughter)_ No no - please don’t say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence _(almost starts laughing)_ … has undermined the competence of this firm to such a point that I’m afraid that I’ve got no option but to sack you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6050 "2017-01-19T16:04:37Z")
The whitewash over you - not over me. It’s over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6051 "2017-01-19T21:55:33Z")
It’s not my mush - it’s your mush. It’s your laugh - it’s your laugh mate - not mine. It’s your bleeding laugh. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2017, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6052 "2017-01-21T05:29:41Z")
Well they’re under starter’s orders for this very valuable Queen Victoria Handicap. And they’re off, and Queen Victoria got a clean jump off, followed by Queen Victoria, Queen Victoria and Queen Victoria. It’s Queen Victoria from Queen Victoria and Queen Victoria. It’s Queen Victoria making the early running on the inside. And at the back Queen Victoria already a couple of lengths behind the leaders. Queen Victoria has now moved up to challenge Queen Victoria with Queen Victoria losing ground. Queen Victoria tucked in neatly on the stand side with a clear view. Queen Victoria still the back marker as they approach the halfway mark, but making ground now, suddenly past Queen Victoria with Queen Victoria, Queen Victoria and Queen Victoria still well placed as they approach the first fence. And at the first fence it’s Queen Victoria just ahead of Queen Victoria and Queen Victoria falling away in third place. And Queen Victoria in the lead as they … ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2017, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6053 "2017-01-21T11:06:39Z")
Good morning, gentlemen. This is a twelve-storey block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these… ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2017, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6054 "2017-01-21T16:52:39Z")
No!!! No, I am not the brain specialist!!! No, no, I am not!!!..Yes!!! …Yes I am!!! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6055 "2017-01-22T02:07:27Z")
Well, how about a sudden ending? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6056 "2017-01-22T11:49:39Z")
Mike!!! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6057 "2017-01-23T17:55:26Z")
That being my actual name it through me for a second 🙂 Oh Chris! Thank God you’re safe. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6058 "2017-01-24T01:37:00Z")
Harry, I want you to sell me a condom! In fact today I think I’ll have a French tickler, for I am a Protestant! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6059 "2017-01-24T03:33:39Z")
Oh, well, I’d like to buy a copy of _An Illustrated History of False Teeth._ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6060 "2017-01-24T09:55:42Z")
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