# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 308
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6141 "2017-02-14T00:46:23Z")
Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6142 "2017-02-14T02:15:22Z")
Oh shut up Melford, there’s always next year. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6143 "2017-02-14T02:33:35Z")
Mrs. Jalin: There’s a man at the door with a moustache. Mr. Jalin: Tell him I’ve already got one. (Mrs Jalin hits him with a newspaper) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6144 "2017-02-14T02:40:28Z")
Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say “let me tell you something” and “I just wanna say.” Well, you’re dead now, so shut up. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6145 "2017-02-14T03:24:09Z")
Lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. I don’t know what all the fuss is about, I could tame one of those. They look pretty tame to start with. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6146 "2017-02-14T09:34:28Z")
I’m not a roman mum, I’m a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I’m kosher mum, I’m a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6147 "2017-02-14T16:47:30Z")
He’s an ex-CIA man. He’s not a ballet dancer. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6148 "2017-02-15T04:37:42Z")
Well, Mrs Scrint, apart from being totally unprincipled left-wing troublemakers, the Syrians are also born skivers, they’re dirty, smelly and untrustworthy, and, of course, they’re friends of the awful gippos ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2017, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6149 "2017-02-15T05:45:51Z")
Watch it! There’s still a few crosses left. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6150 "2017-02-16T02:03:03Z")
Oh, what a giveaway. ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6151 "2017-02-16T02:10:53Z")
Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year’s expedition. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6152 "2017-02-16T02:37:22Z")
You’re a looney! ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6153 "2017-02-16T04:24:55Z")
This is Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You’ll have had your tea. Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6154 "2017-02-16T14:24:16Z")
On to our second round, and it’s photo time. We’re going to invite you to look at photographs of Tony Jacklin, Anthony Barber, Edgar Allan Poe, Katy Boyle, Reginald Maudling, and a loony. All you have to do is … Spot the Loony! (_cut to a photo of Anthony Barber; the buzzer goes immediately_) No … I must ask you please not to ring in until you’ve seen all the photos. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6155 "2017-02-17T02:24:04Z")
Yes, why don’t you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6156 "2017-02-17T03:32:24Z")
Well, if you’re dropping by again, do pop in. And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, err, but don’t worry too much about the myrrh next time. All right? ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6157 "2017-02-17T04:48:50Z")
The Minister For Not Listening To People toured Batley today to investigate allegations of victimization in home-loan improvement grants, made last week by the Shadow Minister For Judging People At First Sight To Be Marginally Worse Than They Actually Are. At the Home Office, the Minister For Inserting Himself In Between Chairs And Walls In Men’s Clubs, was at his desk after a short illness. He spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister For Running Upstairs Two At A Time, flinging the door open and saying ‘Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred’. In the Commons there was another day of heated debate on the third reading of the Trade Practices Bill. Nix Roland Penrose, the Under-Secretary For Making Deep Growling Noises (GRRR!), launched a bitter personal attack on the ex-Minister For Delving Deep Into A Black Satin Bag And Producing A Robe Of Euthymol Toothpaste. Later in the debate the Junior Minister For Being Frightened By Any Kind Of Farm Machinery, challenged the Under-Secretary of State For Hiding From Terence Rattigan to produce the current year’s trading figures, as supplied by the Department of Stealing Packets of Bandages From The Self-Service Counter At Timothy Whites And Then Selling Them Again At A Considerable Profit. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6158 "2017-02-17T04:54:13Z")
Yes, my brother was leading that, they were going to build a bridge between the two peaks. \*(looks at map with one hand over eye) \*My idea, I’m afraid. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6159 "2017-02-17T10:01:27Z")
We worship you, o Brian, who are Lord over us all. Praise unto you Brian, and to the Lord our Father. Amen. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6160 "2017-02-17T14:43:34Z")
Numbskulls and boobies from all over the country have been arriving to go through their strange paces before a large paying crowd. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=307) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=309)