# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 321
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6401 "2017-04-14T14:00:50Z")
Ooo, I’ve had a bitch of a morning, luv! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6402 "2017-04-14T16:58:19Z")
It’s funny how one can go through life, as I have, disliking bananas and being indifferent to cheese, and then be able to eat, and enjoy, a banana and cheese sandwich like that. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6403 "2017-04-14T17:17:25Z")
Mount Everest: forbidding, aloof, terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6404 "2017-04-15T00:59:16Z")
All our patients here are suffering from severe over-acting. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6405 "2017-04-15T07:05:08Z")
**Man’s voice:** I think she’s dead. **Mary, Queen of Scots:** No I’m not! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6406 "2017-04-15T19:23:40Z")
I want you kids to get _a head!_ :: canned laughter :: ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6407 "2017-04-16T06:11:13Z")
I’ve had enough of this! No you haven’t. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6408 "2017-04-16T13:11:05Z")
Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6409 "2017-04-16T16:16:54Z")
Oh, yeah, she’s a virgin. Definitely. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6410 "2017-04-16T23:37:02Z")
Great boobies, honeybun, my lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6411 "2017-04-17T02:59:51Z")
What a strange person. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6412 "2017-04-17T10:41:19Z")
I understand he also nailed your wife’s head to a coffee table. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6413 "2017-04-17T11:57:57Z")
And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6414 "2017-04-17T15:04:45Z")
Vicar Sergeant, ma’am. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6415 "2017-04-17T17:17:43Z")
Minister: It’s not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg isn’t silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. Mr. Pudey: Yes, but I think that with Government backing I could make it very silly. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6416 "2017-04-17T20:24:48Z")
The plumage don’t enter into it! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6417 "2017-04-18T00:51:01Z")
Yes, I used birds’ nests, moss and oak leaves round the outside. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6418 "2017-04-18T07:28:25Z")
He’s that most dangerous of creatures, a clever sheep. ‘E’s realized that a sheep’s life consists of standin’ around for a few months and then bein’ eaten. And that’s a depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6419 "2017-04-18T14:03:39Z")
Oh, and Jenkins? Apparently your mother died this morning. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6420 "2017-04-18T14:40:36Z")
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