# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 322
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6421 "2017-04-18T15:00:29Z")
Naa, I’m only pulling your leg. It’s crucifixion, really. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6422 "2017-04-18T23:24:19Z")
Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you hear that, eh?.. That’s what I’m on about – did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6423 "2017-04-19T12:35:02Z")
Well, that’s all from this edition of Blackmail. Join me next week, same time, same channel… Join me, two dogs, and a vicar, when we’ll be playing “Pedorasto”, the game for all the family. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6424 "2017-04-19T13:30:03Z")
Oh botherkins! Er, constable, go and see to him will you? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6425 "2017-04-19T14:00:22Z")
I see that you have a cabbage. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6426 "2017-04-19T15:52:05Z")
Bloody Romans. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6427 "2017-04-20T01:09:07Z")
What’s its diocese? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6428 "2017-04-20T01:20:56Z")
It was a lovely day yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6429 "2017-04-20T01:40:49Z")
Well! I never wanted to do this in the first place. I wanted to be… A LUMBERJACK! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6430 "2017-04-21T13:19:50Z")
Shut up! This is a hold-up, not a botany lesson. Right, now my fine friends, no false moves please. I want you to hand over all your lupins! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2017, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6431 "2017-04-21T18:22:56Z")
All right, all right, all right. We’ll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2017, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6432 "2017-04-22T04:03:25Z")
Why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty… de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6433 "2017-04-23T01:14:00Z")
Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb’s Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all. That was for O. Simon, K. Simon, P. Simon and R. Sparrow of Leicester. Later on, we’re going to take a look at John Wayne’s latest movie, ‘Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People’s Heads’ but now we look ahead. On Tuesday Chris Conger took a BBC film unit to the location where 20th Century Vole are shooting their latest epic ‘Scott of the Antarctic’. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6434 "2017-04-23T08:19:12Z")
Excuse me not shaking hands, I’ve just been putting a bit of lard on the cat’s boils. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6435 "2017-04-23T12:28:54Z")
Now, I think it’s a little early to start imposing roles on it, don’t you? Now, a word of advice. You may find that you suffer for some time a totally irrational feeling of depression. PND is what we doctors call it. So it’s lots of happy pills for you, and you can find out all about the birth when you get home. It’s available on Betamax, VHS, and Super 8. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6436 "2017-04-23T19:03:50Z")
Oh…SHIT! _(either Zoot or her twin sister, Dingo)_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6437 "2017-04-24T00:13:39Z")
Oh, shit, it’s Mr. Creosote! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6438 "2017-04-24T00:48:34Z")
Shunt is saying the 8.15 from Gillingham when in reality he means the 8.13 from Gillingham. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6439 "2017-04-24T07:50:54Z")
I’m sorry I’m late, m’lud, I couldn’t find a kosher car park. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6440 "2017-04-24T08:21:36Z")
…and Oliver has run himself over! What a great twit! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=321) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=323)