# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 336
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2017, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6701 "2017-06-28T13:04:35Z")
And now for something completely different. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2017, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6702 "2017-06-28T13:12:12Z")
The swallow may fly south with the Sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer lands in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2017, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6703 "2017-06-28T18:33:47Z")
Bruce here teaches classical philosophy, Bruce there teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism. And is also in charge of the sheep dip. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6704 "2017-06-29T02:09:36Z")
There’s nowt wrong wi’ gala luncheons, lad! I’ve had more gala luncheons than you’ve had hot dinners! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6705 "2017-06-29T02:14:28Z")
I would tax the nude in my bed. No - not tax. What is the word? Oh - ‘welcome’. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6706 "2017-06-29T08:07:03Z")
The management of this theatre wish to announce that they have received certain information to suggest that there may be a bomb located on the premises. Patrons are requested to evacuate this theatre as quickly as possible. While evacuating, the audience may wish to avail themselves at the extensive range of facilities offered in our foyer cells display. Soft drinks, chocolates, and boiled sweets, a variety of dairy, ice cream… (_BOMB EXPLODES_) … hot dogs, roasted peanuts, old copies of Newsweek, big prophylactics, dubbin, broken glass… ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6707 "2017-06-29T11:46:30Z")
Stage Manager, Stan Wilson, heap good friend Redfoot tribe. After show we go pow-wow speakum with director, Sandy Camp, in snug bar of Bell and Compasses. Him mighty fine director. Him heap famous. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6708 "2017-06-29T11:48:03Z")
Well hello, it’s the wacky Queen again! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6709 "2017-06-29T14:30:56Z")
The development of the industrial bourgeoisie. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6710 "2017-06-30T09:26:39Z")
My very last offer, Mrs. Scum – a knee in the temple and a dagger up the clitoris! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6711 "2017-06-30T14:59:02Z")
We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest-quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2017, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6712 "2017-07-01T06:49:33Z")
Course you don’t get bloody wafers with it, it’s a bloody albatross, isn’t it… ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6713 "2017-07-02T00:34:26Z")
If I might put my head on the chopping block so you can kick it around a bit, sir… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6714 "2017-07-02T03:14:02Z")
Well, that’s cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6715 "2017-07-02T07:53:41Z")
Yeah, you try that with a pineapple down your windpipe. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6716 "2017-07-02T16:50:40Z")
They began to operate what they called “The Operation.” They would select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid them the so-called protection money. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6717 "2017-07-02T18:40:30Z")
Can we have your liver, then? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6718 "2017-07-03T00:24:59Z")
I see. I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6719 "2017-07-03T04:22:46Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6720 "2017-07-03T13:54:19Z")
I’m sorry, you have to say ‘dog kennel’ to Mr. Lambert, because if you say ‘mattress’ he puts a bucket over his head. I should have explained. Otherwise he’s perfectly all right. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=335) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=337)