# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 343
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2017, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6841 "2017-08-05T04:00:05Z")
I have a very great friend in Rome named Biggus Dickus. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2017, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6842 "2017-08-05T22:50:39Z")
Look here old fellow, I know when a chap’s cut my hair and when he hasn’t. So will you please stop fooling around and get on with it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6843 "2017-08-06T01:42:51Z")
Wait for it… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6844 "2017-08-06T14:22:15Z")
**Pope** : I never saw a kangaroo. **Michelangelo** : Uh, he’s right at the back. No sweat, I’ll make him into a disciple. All right? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6845 "2017-08-06T19:50:09Z")
No, it’s Michael. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6846 "2017-08-07T15:12:52Z")
Where it says: ‘next of kin’ shall I put ‘mother’? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6847 "2017-08-07T17:33:59Z")
I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear pappa! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6848 "2017-08-08T03:00:10Z")
Well, never mind. I’ll just take the _Lord Lieutenant in Nylons_, then, and these two copies of _Piggie Parade_. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2017, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6849 "2017-08-09T02:41:07Z")
Never mind, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2017, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6850 "2017-08-10T14:41:53Z")
I know you’re down there. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2017, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6851 "2017-08-10T18:31:27Z")
Look, we are not Tudor persons. We are the police. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2017, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6852 "2017-08-10T21:00:40Z")
Stop that! It’s silly! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2017, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6853 "2017-08-11T02:09:07Z")
Is your name not Bruce, then? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2017, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6854 "2017-08-11T11:41:40Z")
Mind if we call you ‘Bruce’ to keep it clear? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6855 "2017-08-11T13:29:07Z")
My name is Equator, Mr Equator Equator. Like round the middle of the Earth, only with an L. This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit but she has a heart of gold. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2017, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6856 "2017-08-11T15:42:35Z")
Now the approach to Kilimanjaro is quite simply over the foothills, and then we go on after that to … ohh… to set a base camp, somewhere in the region of the bottom of the glacier when… ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6857 "2017-08-12T11:26:41Z")
Tonight we’re going to take a hard tough abrasive look at camel spotting. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2017, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6858 "2017-08-13T00:57:56Z")
About one - call it none. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2017, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6859 "2017-08-13T01:21:29Z")
Well, we’re-- we’re supposed to haggle. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2017, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6860 "2017-08-13T02:34:05Z")
Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can’t afford to bloody feed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=342) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=344)